Hmm, looks like "Porky's II: The Next Day" was the Shakespeare one. "Porky's Revenge" was #3, and was about throwing a baseball game. I don't recall that one.
But Porky's II had one of the all-time great lines: "Get the flock out of here."
oh well. Porky's II was far and away the best of the three, there's no doubt about that. I also really liked the one in the school office. Quoting from Shakespeare:
Crazy KKK Guy: "'What, put my tongue in thy tail?' Now what kind of a man would do something like that!"
All the boys in the room start jumping up and down yelling "Me! Me! Me!"
My own limited experience with his work has struck me as being despondent in tone. I get that, but if I wanted to be hopeless and depressed about the state of the world I would just listen to the voices in my head.
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