
The one that sticks in my mind
Guy in a line to a nightclub to the girl in front of him. "Well, since it looks like we are going to be here for a while, we might as well get to know each other."
Cheers,
Ben
"... I couldn't see how anyone could be educated by this self-propagating system in which people pass exams, teach others to pass exams, but nobody knows anything."
--Richard Feynman