Post #335,844
11/17/10 8:46:16 AM
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tsa screening for the big guy
The President and his family  preferably with DHS Secretary Janet ÂThe system worked Napolitano  should show up at Dulles or Reagan airport on a weekday with a camera crew in tow, as airport pat downs are typically done in full view of hundreds of travelers. All of America will to see the TSA handling the PresidentÂs crown jewels. Then a rubber-gloved federal agent will run his hands all over his wife and daughterÂs privates while he watches. Then I want him to turn to the camera and tell all of America that this is no big deal and we should all be good citizens and comply with the necessary security procedures.
It only seems fair.
http://www.washingto...tml#ixzz15Xz7k7v7Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free American and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 55 years. meep
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Post #335,846
11/17/10 10:40:52 AM
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Maybe I should...
wear an Adult Diaper filled with Brown Vinegar...
That'd be cool especially if I was taken aside to do additional searching.
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Post #335,847
11/17/10 11:39:34 AM
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If I ever need to fly
will change in the mens room ouside security into tshirt gym shorts over whitey tightys and flipflops and put the rest into carry om. Do an opt uot strip off teeshirt and gym shorts and do a self wedgie
Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free American and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 55 years. meep
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Post #335,890
11/18/10 4:49:48 AM
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Pretty much how I left Beep's
Oh, you mean for the security check.
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Post #335,854
11/17/10 2:34:08 PM
11/17/10 2:36:02 PM
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need some good posters
picture of John Pistole
This man wants to see or grope your daughter's breasts before she can fly to see Grandma.
Welcome to the Fatherland.
could also use "son's penis", might be even more effective.
Edited by SpiceWare
Nov. 17, 2010, 02:36:02 PM EST
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Post #335,873
11/17/10 8:46:04 PM
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I wonder.
Where are the advocates for long-distance train travel? They don't seem to have come out of the woodwork, yet. You'd think all this protest at the TSA's tactics would be ideal for them to promote a TSA-free alternative.
Wade.
Q:Is it proper to eat cheeseburgers with your fingers?
A:No, the fingers should be eaten separately.
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Post #335,874
11/17/10 9:07:34 PM
11/17/10 9:08:15 PM
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not exactly viable
I plan to go to Las Vegas next summer. Checking Amtrak, a 1 way trip* would be $470, take 76 1/2 hours and consist of:
4:35 bus trip from Houston to Longview, TX
15:40 train trip to Springfield, IL
2:15 bus trip to Galesburg, IL
31:27 train trip to Salt Lake City, UT
8:05 bus trip to Las Vegas.
plus lots of layover time at each connection.
* round trip fails to find a route
Edited by SpiceWare
Nov. 17, 2010, 09:08:15 PM EST
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Post #335,875
11/17/10 10:24:00 PM
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Yeah, your country needs to consider
investing in itself, if it wants to make that a viable alternative.
Seems pretty unlikely, to me.
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Post #335,896
11/18/10 8:17:25 AM
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Wait... you do realize...
That the Republicans in general feel that investing in national infrastructure is "wasted" money.
What does that tell you in reply to your comment?
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Post #335,877
11/17/10 10:26:31 PM
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I know that.
But all this broohaha about the TSA and flying and I was expecting the "spend money on trains!" brigade to materialize.
Wade.
Q:Is it proper to eat cheeseburgers with your fingers?
A:No, the fingers should be eaten separately.
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Post #335,883
11/17/10 11:24:25 PM
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They're mobilized, but the press won't cover them
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Drew
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Post #335,891
11/18/10 4:52:44 AM
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Pick your poison
In this country, trains may go to a lot of places, but we are simply too big to have serious rail that can compete with airlines, at least for passenger travel.
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Post #335,927
11/18/10 6:44:24 PM
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No you're not
Bigger countries than you do it. What you don't like is waiting.
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