You kept twisting it and putting specifiers on it.

Like "...that I can use on my resume that recruiter will allow" and typical things like that.

I finally answered with what I knew you'd think was your real question.

Give it a break Brian. I know as well as you do, your attitude is the big problem in your getting hired.

Game, Set, Match. Fix that one problem and you'll be in much better chances to get a real job.