Victim with a grudge.
That explains you to a tee.
I see it, many others see it here. The attitude pervades your entire mannerisms.
You emanate negativity, even if you don't think you do.
As Scott also comments, you are alienating a large contingent of people that could help you, but choose not to because of your combative techniques.
You want proof, look at Darell's post.
FYI, my place of work needed a web developer about 3 months ago as we had a surprising departure. We work remotely for everything. I refused to offer you a chance to get the job. Also an FYI, we have another opening expanding... into new areas we typically don't like to go interfacing with .NET and other things like PHP and Ruby. You aren't getting a chance, even if you do find and present a resume and cover letter, your name is on the exclusion list.
That is 3 jobs *JUST* in this thread, imagine how many you've missed else where in this group and abroad.
I'm sorry you are stuck, only you can change that.