Bare breasts vs. neighbour's ATV
TORONTO - Marika De Florio is using bare breasts to win a feud with her neighbours.
The 56-year-old says she is sick and tired of her neighbours' five-year-old grandson driving a loud all-terrain vehicle for hours on her quiet street in Seeley's Bay, near Kingston. So she found a solution under her shirt.
De Florio has discovered that if she goes out topless, the boy's horrified grandparents rush the child into the house.
And she said she will continue to go topless every time the child rides the ATV.
source:
http://cnews.canoe.c.../24/14496996.html
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