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Sex death apocalypse iPhone 4

By Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist

Friday, June 11, 2010

There I was, calmly ogling Steve Jobs' shinyperfect new baby like a junkie rabbit at a carrot factory in SaladTown, happily swooning over its graceful industrial design and everstunned at the tiny slab's explicit lickability and amazing capabilities.

How easy to get caught up in the sheer madhouse magic of it all, the gyroscopes and voice activators, antennae and compasses, multiple cameras and 5,000 sensors designed to recognize when you might be hanging upside down from a banyan tree at midnight, suddenly needing to shoot high-definition video of a wild giraffe stampede whilst checking World Cup scores while live video-chatting with your wife in France while pricing out a flight to Singapore while doing, um, 2,000 other rather ridiculous things you could never have imagined in a million years back on the day you were born.

And I'm thinking, sweet insanity of life, what wonderful/nefarious creatures are we? How can we keep doing this in the face of all that? How is it that we can keep creating such beauty and cool wonder in the midst of meltdown and pain? What sort of desperate dance is this? Are we spinning faster and faster toward doom? Ecstasy? Both? Are they really the same thing? Aha.

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New No takers, eh?
Wrong forum, I wot.

I'll try a different tack.


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New I let it slip through. Thanks for the ping. A good read.
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Any minute now, solar power and French fry grease, nanotechnology and organic microlending neurobiological hemp-powered oil-eating magic bacteria will take over and make it all better. Right?
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I could almost see voting for Palin in 2012 on the grounds that this sorry ratfucking excuse for a republic, this savage, smirking, predatory empire deserves her. Bring on the Rapture, motherfuckers!
-- via RC
     Well I guess it can happen to anyone - (beepster) - (25)
         clash of the WiFi? - (SpiceWare) - (5)
             570 or so... - (Another Scott) - (1)
                 Just ran across that at AppleInsider - (SpiceWare)
             WiFi channels are a problem. - (static) - (2)
                 Gory details as to why and when - (scoenye) - (1)
                     Wow. - (static)
         So who's going to get a new iphone -NT - (Bman) - (18)
             not me - (SpiceWare)
             Waiting till they increase storage - (altmann)
             My wife, probably. :-P -NT - (malraux)
             It sounds nice, but I don't want AT&T. -NT - (Another Scott)
             Currently in-contract until this time next year... - (pwhysall)
             Probably... - (folkert) - (5)
                 :-D - (static) - (2)
                     buy one here - (lincoln) - (1)
                         Why am I surprised that search works? -NT - (static)
                 one of these days I will have to buy a cell phone - (boxley) - (1)
                     I have 3 now.. pikers. - (Ashton)
             I'm in. - (Meerkat)
             Mark Morford thinks there's more to it - (Ashton) - (5)
                 No takers, eh? - (Ashton) - (2)
                     I let it slip through. Thanks for the ping. A good read. -NT - (Another Scott)
                     IRLRPD - (drook)
                 multitasking to no end? not sure of the point -NT - (boxley) - (1)
                     If I had to put it in one sentence, believe he said.. - (Ashton)

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