Probably...

*Old* -- like a year, say? castoffs of friends. Cute little buggers , icon infested with nested functions to do all sorts of stuff. The clocks always show right time and cute indicators for sig. strength.

'Course the most recent one, teensy enough to fall out of any pocket, says -- 'SIM card registration failed' --
Sounds ominously unwilling to advance to any dial-tone like state. Bloody Nokia somethingorother.

Fortunately the 2 others (in car) are older (one with analog, still == stronger signal in these parts, depending.
These appear not to care They are, apparently, quite functional for their ONE REAL PURPOSE:

Calling 911 at 3AM, should the wheels fall off. Alas, I can never 'test' the alleged fact that ALL services must take 911, even if unregistered: I accept that the dial tone is an infallible precursor that, probably. It. Would.

The monthly price is Right, and I can flip-open one and pretend to be one of the Illuminati, anytime. No added fee. Perfect consumer products, these! I must disassemble one soon.

Post #327,572 by folkert 6/8/10 1:39:28 PM Reply	Probably... Never.
Post #327,579 by static 6/8/10 8:06:32 PM Reply	:-D I was going to post along the same lines, but never quite got a round tuit... Wade. Q:Is it proper to eat cheeseburgers with your fingers? A:No, the fingers should be eaten separately.
Post #327,640 by lincoln 6/9/10 3:16:36 PM Reply	buy one here http://www.google.co...3&ved=0CDUQrQQwAg "Chicago to my mind was the only place to be. ... I above all liked the city because it was filled with people all a-bustle, and the clatter of hooves and carriages, and with delivery wagons and drays and peddlers and the boom and clank of freight trains. And when those black clouds came sailing in from the west, pouring thunderstorms upon us so that you couldn't hear the cries or curses of humankind, I liked that best of all. Chicago could stand up to the worst God had to offer. I understood why it was built--a place for trade, of course, with railroads and ships and so on, but mostly to give all of us a magnitude of defiance that is not provided by one house on the plains. And the plains is where those storms come from." -- E.L. Doctorow
Post #327,670 by static 6/9/10 9:09:21 PM Reply	Why am I surprised that search works? Q:Is it proper to eat cheeseburgers with your fingers? A:No, the fingers should be eaten separately.
Post #327,584 by boxley 6/8/10 9:18:45 PM Reply	one of these days I will have to buy a cell phone have been without for almost a year and dont miss the damn thing at all
Post #327,599 by Ashton 6/9/10 4:38:46 AM Reply	I have 3 now.. pikers. Old -- like a year, say? castoffs of friends. Cute little buggers , icon infested with nested functions to do all sorts of stuff. The clocks always show right time and cute indicators for sig. strength. 'Course the most recent one, teensy enough to fall out of any pocket, says -- 'SIM card registration failed' -- Sounds ominously unwilling to advance to any dial-tone like state. Bloody Nokia somethingorother. Fortunately the 2 others (in car) are older (one with analog, still == stronger signal in these parts, depending. These appear not to care They are, apparently, quite functional for their ONE REAL PURPOSE: Calling 911 at 3AM, should the wheels fall off. Alas, I can never 'test' the alleged fact that ALL services must take 911, even if unregistered: I accept that the dial tone is an infallible precursor that, probably. It. Would. The monthly price is Right, and I can flip-open one and pretend to be one of the Illuminati, anytime. No added fee. Perfect consumer products, these! I must disassemble one soon.

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