history where perhaps a model has been in place that would suit your purpose? Something of this planet perhaps? While you have traditionally rallied to the cause of "what do conservatives want to conserve?", I don't believe you have yet to promote Ashtotopia to anyone, either.
While your snark certainly does entertain...I am reminded of that great literary scholar S Wright, who noted...
"A friend of mine once sent me a postcard with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space.
On the back it said, Wish you were here"