I just spent $4,000 on a 57-inch plasma TV and it doesn't play Flash! In fact, it doesn't surf the web at all. And I can't figure out where to plug in the keyboard. Bluetooth seems to be disabled -- the wireless system seems to operate on infrared if you can believe it, meaning it's line-of-sight only.

Man, how can Sony build such crap. They must hate their customers.




The preceeding story is from an alternate Earth, where everything is exactly the same as this one except that I have more money and less sense.