Habenaro Pepper
One of our friends, Ed, had a Thanksgiving party and me and my two brothers were invited. My brother Gary drove me there, and my other brother Steven was on his way. Ed told me that if I ate the Habenaro pepper he would pay me $20USD, but I declinded. He then offered my brother Gary the $20USD, and Gary ate the pepper. Then he went to grab the soda and Ed interrupted "Don't drink that, it will only make it worse." then he gave Gary some bread, and then some Milk. Then Steven arrived, Ed offered him $20USD to eat the other pepper. He did, and after he did, Ed told Gary "See Steven's face? That is what you looked like fifteen minutes ago!" Then Steven ate the rest of the bread and drank the rest of the milk. Ed paid them both $20USD and asked them if it was worth it to suffer for the money? They both answered "No". Later on both Steven and Gary had ulcers and Ed felt bad about it. I knew Ed, and I knew that if he was going to pay me to eat a pepper that it must be really really hot, like the hottest in the world.
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