"A 278 page book? The last time I bought a 278 page book, it had about 200 pages of pictures of beautiful (and not so beautiful) women in various stages of undress. They were strategically placed on the page to confuse people looking over the reader's shoulder into thinking it was really a book about an important topic or current events. Given that you're a man of the world, and we have similar tastes, I'm looking forward to seeing your book!
"How do I get on your mailing list so that I can get the regular e-mails of your work? I'm always interested in studies of the female form. Unfortunately, I've got so many e-mail accounts that I don't check them all regularly. I haven't checked my "Entertainment for Men" account recently, in case you've already sent it there.
"(Yes, this is a joke.)"
HTH! ;-D
Cheers,
Scott.