Post #30,519
3/3/02 3:29:37 PM
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I'm gonna tell my daddy to beat you up!
You were born...and so you're free...so Happy Birthday! Laurie Anderson
[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
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Post #30,601
3/4/02 11:07:40 AM
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Your mother wears army boots.
With this much manure around, there must be a pony somewhere.
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Post #30,604
3/4/02 11:08:59 AM
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And she finds them quite comfortable
I can't be a Democrat because I like to spend the money I make. I can't be a Republican because I like to spend the money I make on drugs and whores.
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Post #30,614
3/4/02 11:29:43 AM
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Don't you dare talk about my momma like that!
You were born...and so you're free...so Happy Birthday! Laurie Anderson
[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
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Post #30,644
3/4/02 1:04:14 PM
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I aint saying your mama is fat...
but the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.
With this much manure around, there must be a pony somewhere.
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Post #30,655
3/4/02 1:20:56 PM
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When she got on the scale a card came out that said...
"One at a time, lady, one at a time!"
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Post #30,665
3/4/02 1:36:17 PM
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When your daddy is finished ...
... he has to roll over three times to get off.
I can't be a Democrat because I like to spend the money I make. I can't be a Republican because I like to spend the money I make on drugs and whores.
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Post #30,674
3/4/02 1:54:31 PM
3/4/02 1:55:57 PM
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Well you're so ugly...
...the doctor smacked your mama when you were born.
You were born...and so you're free...so Happy Birthday! Laurie Anderson
[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
Edited by bepatient
March 4, 2002, 01:55:57 PM EST
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Post #30,905
3/5/02 3:28:31 PM
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I bent over to pet your Mother's cat and ...
it was the hair on her leg.
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Post #30,911
3/5/02 3:38:32 PM
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well when your mamma wants to get wet
she picks the scab! thanx, bill
anyone else remember sandpaper sally?
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Post #30,915
3/5/02 3:45:42 PM
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Dammit, man, don't do that so close to dinner time.
I can't be a Democrat because I like to spend the money I make. I can't be a Republican because I like to spend the money I make on drugs and whores.
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Post #31,240
3/7/02 4:10:53 PM
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Dinner? Your mama can't cook either.
You leave dental floss in the kitchen and the roaches hang themselves.
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Post #30,909
3/5/02 3:36:08 PM
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Talk about ugly, if my dog had a face like yours,
I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards.
With this much manure around, there must be a pony somewhere.
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Post #30,920
3/5/02 3:59:31 PM
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Yeah? Well, your sister's a 2 bagger. 1 for her head and ...
1 for your own in case the one over her head breaks.
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Post #31,009
3/6/02 10:08:32 AM
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cab ugly
you wake up in the morning and she goes I want you, no you want a cab. Kent Ihde RIP thanx, bill
There is no difference between a "settler," "soldier," "secular," or "Chassidic Jew." The target is the JEW. \ufffd Harvey Tannenbaum
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