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New Welcome back Kotter!
My most recent former employer (The Helpdesk, not the lawfirm) wanted us to learn the five W's that we must follow:

Who
What
When
Why
How

Ignore the last one, they claim the "W" comes from the end of it, not the beginning. PHB-think at work here.

It reminded me of "Welcome Back Kotter" and Vinny Barbarino, as he would always repeat those words. Also the "Up your nose with a rubber hose", I forgot what the other insult was. Something like "In your face with a garden snake" or some weird thing like that.

"Will code Visual BASIC for cash."
New Oooo Oooo Oooo! Mr. Kotter!
I remember it now:

"Get off of my case, toilet face!"

"Will code Visual BASIC for cash."
New Twice as far with a Candy Bar!
Was this way:

Get off my case toilet-face!
Up your hose with a rubber hose!
Twice as far with a candy bar!

Tha's it!

greg, curley95@attbi.com -- REMEMBER ED CURRY!!!
In 2002, everyone will discover that everyone else is using linux. ** Linux: Good, fast AND cheap. ** Failure is not an option: It comes bundled with Windows. ** "Two rules to success in life: 1. Don't tell people everything you know." - Sassan Tat
     I know you are but what am I? -NT - (bepatient) - (24)
         I am rubber, you are glue.... -NT - (ChrisR) - (22)
             Oh yeah? -NT - (Silverlock) - (21)
                 Yeah! So THERE! -NT - (bepatient) - (20)
                     Poopyhead - (Silverlock) - (19)
                         Up yur nose with a rubber hose! -NT - (folkert) - (18)
                             Welcome back Kotter! - (nking) - (2)
                                 Oooo Oooo Oooo! Mr. Kotter! - (nking) - (1)
                                     Twice as far with a Candy Bar! - (folkert)
                             I'm gonna tell my daddy to beat you up! -NT - (bepatient) - (14)
                                 Your mother wears army boots. -NT - (Silverlock) - (13)
                                     And she finds them quite comfortable -NT - (drewk) - (12)
                                         Don't you dare talk about my momma like that! -NT - (bepatient) - (11)
                                             I aint saying your mama is fat... - (Silverlock) - (10)
                                                 When she got on the scale a card came out that said... - (mmoffitt) - (9)
                                                     When your daddy is finished ... - (drewk) - (8)
                                                         Well you're so ugly... - (bepatient) - (7)
                                                             I bent over to pet your Mother's cat and ... - (mmoffitt) - (3)
                                                                 well when your mamma wants to get wet - (boxley) - (2)
                                                                     Dammit, man, don't do that so close to dinner time. -NT - (drewk) - (1)
                                                                         Dinner? Your mama can't cook either. - (mmoffitt)
                                                             Talk about ugly, if my dog had a face like yours, - (Silverlock) - (2)
                                                                 Yeah? Well, your sister's a 2 bagger. 1 for her head and ... - (mmoffitt) - (1)
                                                                     cab ugly - (boxley)
         got yer suppa, swingin - (boxley)

Ooops, I'm ranting again... time to get more coffee.
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