Were Adam to have been condom savvy (snake-skin comes to mind) ...
Piet Hein's Grook would have been sooo prescient
... there would have been no Priests/Authoritarianism
... no despicable histories of religio-warz
... and Mine's Bigger stupid shit
... from which to notice
... it Was prescient.
If the Universe didn't exist
It wouldn't be missed