I heard that retirement plan has some interesting twists
This christmas day an old lady (70ish) was sitting in a hallway in a nursing home.
She was kicked out of the convent about 10 years prior. She had become aggressivly sexual. So she spent the day, interacting with all the family members that were visiting their relatives. Flashing her tits, playing with her nipples, masturbating, and asking every guy who walked by to fuck her. |
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Er, yeahh.. but..
one has to recall here an important distinction between dedication ... and obsession.
(Hey, and too: sex-obsession can be more co$tly than crank; and that's just the $-part.) Believe this lady modelled her persona on a particular character I seem to recall in MAD -magazine. Coulda picked worse (imagine if she'd read the Weekly Standard instead: My Gramma2?) |
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Sounds like a side effect of dementia to me.
"Hypersexuality in Dementia" - http://apt.rcpsych.o...rint/11/6/424.pdf (8 page .pdf):
Studies of the prevalence of sexually disinhibited behaviour in people with dementia report rates of 2Â17%. Burns et al (1990) found that 6.9% of 178 people with AlzheimerÂs disease living at home, in residential care or in hospital showed sexually inappropriate behaviour (exposure, obscene sex language, masturbation, propositioning others), with about equal frequency in men (8%) and women (7%). There was a significant positive association with severity of dementia. As with much of the existing dementia treatments, there's not much they can do to treat it except give drugs which often have severe side effects. Cheers, Scott. |
!!!!!!!!!
- (laura)
- (31)
- Jan. 2, 2009, 11:21:40 AM EST
hot damn!
- (rcareaga)
- Jan. 2, 2009, 11:31:57 AM EST
Woot!
- (drook)
- (2)
- Jan. 2, 2009, 11:37:40 AM EST
:-)
- (laura)
- (1)
- Jan. 2, 2009, 12:50:11 PM EST
Re: :-)
- (folkert)
- Jan. 2, 2009, 02:59:03 PM EST
dang, wished you could have made up yer mind at my house
- (boxley)
- (2)
- Jan. 2, 2009, 11:39:50 AM EST
I'm still wired
- (laura)
- (1)
- Jan. 2, 2009, 12:51:39 PM EST
I would wait until I get back from mississippi :-)
-NT
- (boxley)
- Jan. 2, 2009, 01:08:48 PM EST
Congrats!
- (malraux)
- Jan. 2, 2009, 11:49:08 AM EST
Well, maybe the hormones have . . .
- (Andrew Grygus)
- (1)
- Jan. 2, 2009, 11:51:17 AM EST
The hormones
- (laura)
- Jan. 2, 2009, 01:00:44 PM EST
:-D Congratulations to both of you!
-NT
- (Another Scott)
- Jan. 2, 2009, 12:03:57 PM EST
Gratumalations!
- (mvitale)
- Jan. 2, 2009, 12:07:40 PM EST
Yay for you!!
- (hnick)
- (7)
- Jan. 2, 2009, 12:14:52 PM EST
Not necessarily
- (drook)
- (6)
- Jan. 2, 2009, 12:26:53 PM EST
I'll take a pass on that.
- (laura)
- (4)
- Jan. 2, 2009, 12:55:11 PM EST
I hear that. Go with what's comfortable for you.
-NT
- (hnick)
- Jan. 2, 2009, 12:58:28 PM EST
I found it surprisingly (and disappointingly) unexciting
- (drook)
- Jan. 2, 2009, 01:01:53 PM EST
An alternative.
- (Another Scott)
- (1)
- Jan. 2, 2009, 01:22:20 PM EST
Deluxe Erector Sets used to come with . . .
- (Andrew Grygus)
- Jan. 2, 2009, 01:55:58 PM EST
Well, live and learn.
- (hnick)
- Jan. 2, 2009, 12:57:17 PM EST
Well, hot damn!
- (a6l6e6x)
- Jan. 2, 2009, 12:24:06 PM EST
Woohoo!
- (beepster)
- Jan. 2, 2009, 02:43:33 PM EST
Love. It.
- (Ashton)
- (4)
- Jan. 3, 2009, 05:50:31 AM EST
Not ruling out the nunnery
- (laura)
- (3)
- Jan. 3, 2009, 11:40:12 AM EST
I heard that retirement plan has some interesting twists
- (crazy)
- (2)
- Jan. 3, 2009, 12:29:40 PM EST
Er, yeahh.. but..
- (Ashton)
- Jan. 3, 2009, 05:16:04 PM EST
Sounds like a side effect of dementia to me.
- (Another Scott)
- Jan. 3, 2009, 05:36:55 PM EST
Wowzies!
- (Meerkat)
- Jan. 5, 2009, 02:43:18 AM EST
Congrats! Marvelous news :)
-NT
- (Steve Lowe)
- Jan. 5, 2009, 03:46:20 AM EST
Congratulations, Laura!
- (jake123)
- Jan. 5, 2009, 11:14:17 AM EST
Congratulations!
- (mhuber)
- Jan. 5, 2009, 11:28:12 AM EST