Post #293,581
9/25/07 9:11:59 AM
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For all hunters
Especially Amy and Lily. After hearing about this on the radio this morning, I just HAD to google it. Get your very own [link|http://i.walmart.com/i/p/06/11/61/30/02/0611613002215_500X500.jpg|Crickett Model 221 Pink Synthetic 22LR Rifle] And here is the justification [link|http://www.a-human-right.com/looks.html|The Aesthetics of the Gun Debate] for the color. Good Guns are Pretty Guns
So, I have a simple proposal that would have as much effect on gun crime as a lot of the restrictions that have been passed in the last 13 years:
Make All Guns Pink.
That's right: Pink.
We know that psycho schoolkid killers think they are tough. They'd never use a pink gun. Have you ever heard of a psycho crazy using a pink weapon before? Absurd. Therefore, if all the guns are pink, we'll be safe. Safety orange and lime green will be OK, too, I suspect. No self-respecting psycho crazy'd be seen dead with a lime green .44 magnum.
Oh, and make it illegal to repaint them.
Do you feel safe, now? Makes sense to me... ;-\ufffd A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. (Herm Albright)
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Post #293,587
9/25/07 9:40:34 AM
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I love it
Seriously. I would love to have a pink gun. In fact, when I turned 45 this year, my son (the one who wants to be a cop) said he had the perfect gift for me...that's right! a .45!
I got a kick out of that.
Momma packin' some heat :-)
(I didn't get one, btw, but that sure would've been cool!)
Smile,
Amy
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Post #293,596
9/25/07 5:45:13 PM
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I wouldnt touch a gun even if it was pink
I dont want to handle anything specifically designed for killing. Gives me the heebie jeebies.
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Post #293,597
9/25/07 5:46:55 PM
9/25/07 5:48:37 PM
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Candy ass
Just kidding.
You know I love ya.
Smile,
Amy
Edited by imqwerky
Sept. 25, 2007, 05:48:37 PM EDT
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Post #293,601
9/25/07 8:51:44 PM
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You wanna take this outside, sister?
I dont need a gun to whup your ass.
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Post #293,602
9/25/07 8:54:48 PM
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Oh yeah?
What are ya gonna do, throw lentils at me? :-D
Smile,
Amy
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Post #293,604
9/25/07 9:00:18 PM
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Oh. VeeeEEEeeery funny.
I will use my strength to rip your blouse!
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Post #293,605
9/25/07 9:05:43 PM
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I will wander in the weeeelderness....
in my stretchy pants...for fun :-)
Smile,
Amy
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Post #293,612
9/25/07 11:23:04 PM
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Ah... the stretchypants...
It was probably time they got another mention. :-p
Wade.
Is it enough to love
Is it enough to breathe
Somebody rip my heart out
And leave me here to bleed
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Is it enough to die
Somebody save my life
I'd rather be Anything but Ordinary
Please
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Post #293,626
9/26/07 6:34:35 AM
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Is there ever NOT a time for stretchy pants?
Seriously. I think not.
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Post #293,627
9/26/07 6:57:40 AM
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:-)
Is it enough to love
Is it enough to breathe
Somebody rip my heart out
And leave me here to bleed
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Is it enough to die
Somebody save my life
I'd rather be Anything but Ordinary
Please
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-- "Anything but Ordinary" by Avril Lavigne. | · my ·
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· [link|http://yceran.org/|website] · |
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Post #293,634
9/26/07 8:12:40 AM
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He's just jealous
I mean really...a stretchy kilt just doesn't have the same cachet :-D
Smile,
Amy
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Post #293,637
9/26/07 8:45:39 AM
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Y'know...
A pair of stretchy pants are probably the complete opposite of a (definitely not-stretchy) kilt.
I'll leave your imagination to fill in the details. :-P
Wade.
Is it enough to love
Is it enough to breathe
Somebody rip my heart out
And leave me here to bleed
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Is it enough to die
Somebody save my life
I'd rather be Anything but Ordinary
Please
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-- "Anything but Ordinary" by Avril Lavigne. | · my ·
· [link|http://staticsan.livejournal.com/|blog] ·
· [link|http://yceran.org/|website] · |
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Post #293,639
9/26/07 9:21:10 AM
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Hmmmmm....
Oh yeah ;-)
Smile,
Amy
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Post #293,673
9/26/07 5:05:35 PM
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Why do you think we have such a fondness for those pants?
:-)
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