Post #293,535
9/24/07 1:26:03 PM
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A musical about voluntary amputation
[link|http://www.villagevoice.com/theater/0738,soloski,77832,11.html|Village Voice] : New York theater can actually seem a lot like the Internet: No matter how outlandish your subject, you can bet that someone's blogged it or staged it before. By our count, this makes the third piece on voluntary amputation in the last several years, following Ken Urban's My Good Leg and Kyle Jarrow's Armless. But this may well be the first BIID musical, and quite a successful one. We can only hope Dargel isn't considering a laryngectomy. Note BIID is Body Integrity Identity Disorder. Seamus
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Post #293,536
9/24/07 1:30:08 PM
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Omnicient LRPD
When you think you've hit absolute rock bottom, grab your shovels and start digging, gentlemen.
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Post #293,545
9/24/07 3:44:42 PM
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Let the bad jokes begin!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
BOB
What do call a man with no arms and no legs on the front doorstep?
MATT
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the wall?
ART
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole?
PHIL
What do you call a woman with no arms or legs on a bar-b-que grill?
PATTY!
What do you call a man with no arms or legs on a bar-b-que grill?
FRANK!
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your mailbox?
Bill!
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil!
What do you call a one legged lady?
Eileen!
Where do one legged people work?
IHOP!!
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs...
...waterskiing?
Skip
...under a car?
Jack
...in the bathroom?
John
...in a bathroom in London?
Lou
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs...
...on a stage?
Mike
...in a forest?
Glen
...in a spa?
Jim
...buried in the garden?
Pete
...in a pot?
Stu
...who never loses a fight?
Victor
...stuffed in a box and wrapped in cellophane?
Kit
...in the hospital?
Ward
...out in the rain?
Mac
...in a lawyer's safe?
Will
...who is safe in a storm?
Lee
...who is dangerous?
Cliff
...hiding in a liquor store?
Andre
...out in the driveway?
Ford
...swimming in the lake?
Doc
...being carried by a woman?
Percy
...with no pelvis either?
Chester
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who cuts himself every
time he shaves?
Nick.
What do you call a hippy with no legs?
A veteran.
What do you call a one-legged ballerina's costume?
A one-one.
What do you say to a one legged hitch hiker?
Hop in
Smile,
Amy
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Post #293,569
9/24/07 10:10:43 PM
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:-O
I don't think I've got the legs for these kinds of jokes...
Wade.
Is it enough to love
Is it enough to breathe
Somebody rip my heart out
And leave me here to bleed
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Is it enough to die
Somebody save my life
I'd rather be Anything but Ordinary
Please
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Post #293,575
9/25/07 3:08:05 AM
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Personally, I can't stomach them.
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Post #293,586
9/25/07 9:31:06 AM
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I'd give my right arm for tickets to the show
Too much of today's music is fashionable crap dressed as artistry.Adrian Belew
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Post #293,585
9/25/07 9:30:06 AM
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You missed one
in a pile of leaves.
Russel
Too much of today's music is fashionable crap dressed as artistry.Adrian Belew
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Post #293,591
9/25/07 9:48:29 AM
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And I know there's one for Wade
but I can't remember it :-/
*giggle*
Smile,
Amy
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Post #293,617
9/25/07 11:44:03 PM
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Which is probably just as well...
Is it enough to love
Is it enough to breathe
Somebody rip my heart out
And leave me here to bleed
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Is it enough to die
Somebody save my life
I'd rather be Anything but Ordinary
Please
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-- "Anything but Ordinary" by Avril Lavigne. | · my ·
· [link|http://staticsan.livejournal.com/|blog] ·
· [link|http://yceran.org/|website] · |
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Post #293,641
9/26/07 9:26:30 AM
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*smooches*
Smile,
Amy
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Post #293,741
9/27/07 5:57:37 AM
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'Vol Amps' == it's been done
Robert Silverberg? -- long ago, IIRC these folks were ~~ class=Britney, idiocy=high. Trade your meat for some transistors. Obv. a Consume Everything to Excess society, just slightly less screwy than ours. Don't remember title - but Vol-Amps was what they called selves.
Sex was said to be enhanced; if you ""trust"" your partner sufficiently to become Third Base ... (ie. all 4 appendages deappended)
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