What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
BOB

What do call a man with no arms and no legs on the front doorstep?
MATT

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the wall?
ART

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole?
PHIL

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs on a bar-b-que grill?

PATTY!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on a bar-b-que grill?

FRANK!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your mailbox?

Bill!

What do you call a man with no legs?

Neil!

What do you call a one legged lady?

Eileen!

Where do one legged people work?
IHOP!!

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs...

...waterskiing?

Skip

...under a car?
Jack

...in the bathroom?
John

...in a bathroom in London?
Lou

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs...

...on a stage?
Mike

...in a forest?
Glen

...in a spa?
Jim

...buried in the garden?
Pete

...in a pot?
Stu

...who never loses a fight?
Victor

...stuffed in a box and wrapped in cellophane?
Kit

...in the hospital?
Ward

...out in the rain?
Mac

...in a lawyer's safe?
Will

...who is safe in a storm?
Lee

...who is dangerous?
Cliff

...hiding in a liquor store?
Andre

...out in the driveway?
Ford

...swimming in the lake?
Doc

...being carried by a woman?
Percy

...with no pelvis either?
Chester

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who cuts himself every
time he shaves?
Nick.

What do you call a hippy with no legs?
A veteran.

What do you call a one-legged ballerina's costume?
A one-one.

What do you say to a one legged hitch hiker?
Hop in