When you go to most restaurants, even their spiciest dinners are usually reasonably hot but unless you actually go to, say, a wings place and as for the Nuclear Meltdown Wings (or whatever they call their particular wings), the food is just that - reasonably hot and spicy but tasty.
On the recommendation of a coworker, I was trying a new Mexican restaurant and noticed on their menu an option of "Habanero Chicken". Now as you may know, Habanero peppers are one of the hottest on earth. And I like hot stuff, so I decided to give this a try.
But one bite of this stuff and my eyes and brain almost exploded. That may have been the hottest restaurant entree I've ever eaten, and might even surpass some of the chili concoctions I made for myself in my younger years. Either the cook was having a bad day or this place actually *has* a Habanero chicken covered with and sitting in a pool of very hot sauce.
Oh man. Now, as it makes its way through my system, the bathroom break is... uh... interesting.