I'm trying to call an external program via
mod-rewrite to handle personalized URLS.

Oh lord, how I hate web servers.
And browsers.
And caches.
And who the hell knows what else.

Ok, I finally turned off using squid in my browser and dump
cache and reload apache on every test. Now what?

When I rewrite to a php file I need to use the PT option,
but then it tells me it can't find the php file, when I
know they are there. It even shows be the rewritten URL,
which is correct.

ARRGGG!!!

Someone got a simple cookbook?