trials of a Denny's watress

Post #286,866

6/12/07 12:07:41 PM

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2. THE OLD MEXICAN LADIES- so when did you ladies buy those outfits? when you were 20? guess what THEY DON\ufffdT FIT. They are too small and you are too large. The bright red shiny tight skirt does not make your ass look good, nothing could make your ass look good, a trash bag perhaps. The bottle of cheap perfume you put on this morning does not make you sexy, it makes you smell, bad. No one wants to see your boobs, no matter how many push up-bras, bottles of glue, and rolls of duct-tape it took to get them above your belly button. You all are loud and drunk, and obviously you do not like coffee by the massive amount of creamer and sugar you put in. I mean really ladies, 9 creamers and 12 packets of sugar for one fucking cup of coffee?!? The sooner you realize that you are not 24, get your fat ass in a mumu, and get the hell out of my restaurant, the sooner the world will be a better place.

thanx,
bill

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Post #286,914

by static

6/12/07 9:30:34 PM

I like the tag of #3.

3. THE CREEPY OLD GUYS- .... If you want a hooker, one will be here soon, buy her a strawberry shake, and she\ufffds yours.

:-D

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Post #286,989

by inthane-chan

6/13/07 7:23:29 PM

Re #2

Sounds like my Salsa class.

*SHUDDER*

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Post #287,002

by CRConrad

6/14/07 5:49:54 AM

Picky, picky. Ah, I see...

...elsewhere why you feel you can afford to be: You've been "~~getting lai~~dancing" a lot.

Betcha wouldn't be so snotty about these ladies if you hadn't.

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Post #287,005

by inthane-chan

6/14/07 10:00:46 AM

Dude, you had to be there.

I wish I was joking, but they really were that bad. I'm serious, I was pretty certain that we had a couple of genuine bona-fide washed-up ex-hooker meth addicts in class. Wait, they can't have been on meth, that makes you lose your appetite.

And I wasn't the only one in that class with that reaction, male or female.

Not to mention the total lack of professionalism on the part of the instructor, where he spent half of the first class hitting on a couple of the ladies (not the ones mentioned above, FYI, but definitely a bit "overdone") instead of actually teaching the class. I can tell when somebody is giving dance instruction, and he wasn't teaching them to dance - I think he was teaching them how to get in touch with him after class, along with a few choice pointers on his sexual prowess.

Swing, OTOH, is just fun. Professional instructors that actually focus on helping you learn, and TONS of pretty ladies. (Who all have boyfriends that don't dance. :P)

(And the ~~getting laid~~ part? A small joke on my part. Workin' on it, though.)

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