I don't need a crispy skin.
I wasn't thinking of cooking it at normal temp/times. More like 250 F for 5/6 hours, I think that would bring the center of the bird up to a high enough temp for long enough to cook the rice. As for the moisture aspect, with the right kind of fruit, that should also be covered (I also have a turkey baster, the interior can be doused as needed with drippings).
Cooked rice swells to about 3 times its dry size. Add juicy pears, tangy apples, maybe a peach. And citrus from cranberries. Keep the rice to minimum (1/4 - 1/8cup? 1/8th seems right). And just a bit of Vidalia onion. I know what dinner will be this seekend.
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