And he has sooo much company, nowadays.

So then..
there's a natural road of advancement for this specimen! -
Cheney will hire him in a trice.
He can go on the road and "visit-you-where-you-live": lean on the parishes where the Elect Repo contributions have lately ... been noticed to be _falling.

It's all Showbiz, y'know?
(Not a single undead person Can make any guarantees whatsoever about: WTF is GOING to happen to y'all or all-y'all. But it is a lucrative profession, pretending Otherwise.) "Profess" - such a lovely mercantile word.

Oh and -
Luck with coming euphemisms like, 'troubled.. needs a Sabattical.. means well in The Lord's Work.'