Input:
"The sky is blue with white fluffy things in it."
Output:
"And you base this statement upon....?
Instead, the sky is tartan plaid with pink polka dots. And we still haven't got bin Laden.
Yay sky!"
Input:
"The Declaration of Independence was signed in 1776."
Output:
"And you base this statement upon....?
Instead the Declaration of Independence was fabricated in 1952 to justify American imperialism in North Dakota. And we still haven't got bin Laden.
Yay Declaration of Independence!"