No, fucknutz, I 'm from New Messico
Where we know that if Ghod had wanted Tejanos to ski, S/He'd have made shit white.
(But your description of Illinois is actually quite accurate, if a bit earthy...except, of course for one thing: We don't produce no fuckin cheese! That's fer them damn Wissies! ;-) )
jb4
"It's hard for me, you know, living in this beautiful White House, to give you a firsthand assessment."
— George W. Bush, when asked if he believed Iraq was in a state of civil war (Newsweek, 26 Feb 07)