Calvin: What do you think is the secret to happiness? Is it money, power or fame? I'd choose money. If you have enough money, you can buy power and fame—that way you'd have it all and be really happy! Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

Hobbes (looking skyward): I suppose that's one way to define it.

Calvin: The part I think I'd like best is crushing people who get in my way.