Post #282,505
4/20/07 5:37:33 PM
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Survived my first week
I work with a bunch of nurses who are sicker than I am in their enjoyment of disgusting diagnoses and gross stuff in general. They have to be. The population we serve is less than hygienic. Open wounds, infections, sepsis, amputations, bugs, maggots, feces. I fit in with this crew just fine. One of my coworkers told me not to get too attached to my patients because they tend to "expire" quickly. Expire. Just like old, curdled milk.
And I've got some great stories to share already.
But first, I need beer. I havent been this happy to see Friday in a long time.
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Post #282,514
4/20/07 8:17:29 PM
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ICLRPDx2 (new thread)
Created as new thread #282513 titled [link|/forums/render/content/show?contentid=282513|ICLRPDx2]
-- Steve [link|http://www.ubuntulinux.org|Ubuntu]
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Post #282,515
4/20/07 8:34:07 PM
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Survived is good. :-) Enjoy your weekend and next week.
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Post #282,524
4/20/07 8:59:18 PM
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Good.
Now we just have to work on your squeamishness about food.
----------------------------------------- You can fire an at will employee for good cause or no cause, but not bad cause.
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Post #282,563
4/21/07 9:58:10 AM
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Food is good
It's animal tissue that's hard for me to stomach. Although I gotta tell you, the other night I took the kids out to a broasted chicken joint. I was starving. I tore into that chicken and when I was done with mine I started picking at my daughter's plate. Sometimes I just gotta eat meat. As long as I ignore the muscle striation,the veiny things, the cartilidgey things and the bones, I'm fine. Boy, that was good chicken.
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Post #282,525
4/20/07 9:00:16 PM
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Tell them about the warm banana
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Post #282,562
4/21/07 9:47:44 AM
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That's a story I need to ease into
I dont want them to think I'm WEIRD or anything.
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Post #282,528
4/20/07 9:45:17 PM
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Don't forget the jazz hands from some jokes around here.
-- [link|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net|greg], [link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry|REMEMBER ED CURRY!] @ iwetheyFreedom is not FREE. Yeah, but 10s of Trillions of US Dollars? SELECT * FROM scog WHERE ethics > 0;
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Post #282,532
4/20/07 10:08:16 PM
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Hey.. wanna borrow my videotape?
When the guy was replacing a cracked pipe twixt house and septic tank, I finally struck a deal re his fancy TeeVee-on-a-wire, for a quick inspection, both ways.
Great lighting on this probe! - when it turned the corner at top of tank and zoomed in
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{YYuukkkhhhh}
Talk about'cher bucket-O-worms special at Colonel Zombie's Big Gulp: These little white buggers were everywhere, a roilin and a squirmin an a competin' fer the Goodies.
In Septik-speak, saith he: ..looks like a healthy tank to me ...
Oh, it's in color.
Bon appe.. er, never mind.
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Post #282,564
4/21/07 9:59:18 AM
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Sure.
I can save it for our weekend family movie night!
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