"Do as I say, not as I do!"
"Remember as The Decider, I get to Decide who gets to do what, when. And I've Decided that Congress should work, and I get to fuck off play. It can't be much simpler than that (because after all, all I know is simple!)."
jb4
"It's hard for me, you know, living in this beautiful White House, to give you a firsthand assessment."
— George W. Bush, when asked if he believed Iraq was in a state of civil war (Newsweek, 26 Feb 07)