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The fact that many Funeral Parlors and Cemeterys now have "rental" deals going on.

  1. Someone dies
  2. Embalming still happens
  3. Family gets to RENT an Ornamental casket for $900 for upto 72 Hours
  4. The funeral procession goes and dumps the body in the ground (without burying the casket and such)
  5. The Funeral Parlor takes the casket back to the parlor
  6. Transfers the body into a cheap but "well built" storage container for dead flesh
  7. Ornamental Casket is fully cleaned and prepared for the next $CUSTOMER
  8. The "new casket" is buried
  9. A "plaqued" headstone is used as the grave marker.
  10. Everyone makes their way over to the burial site over the next $TIME_FRAME arranged for
  11. When rental of the plot is runs out, cemetery digs the casket up.
  12. Cemetery sends casket back to Funeral Parlor
  13. Cemetery prepares burial site for next $CUSTOMER
  14. Funeral Parlor cremates said body
  15. Returns ashes to said family or re-buries them in a mausoleum or where ever arranged for.
  16. Casket(s) are fully cleaned and turned around for the next $CUSTOMER


All for much cheaper than a "traditional" burial.

I know, thats what my Father in-law bought for he and his wife.
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Yeah, but 10s of Trillions of US Dollars?
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New Well, that's just sicker yet.
Go through all the motions but be cheap about it.

Next step is to bribe a few celebrities to go through this mill so you can charge extra for reuse of the boxes they were showcased in and the holes they were temporarily planted in.
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New Historically very common
That sort of thing was historically very common in Europe. But they did it as much for reasons of saving space as money.

Jay
     Diamonds are forever, I guess - (Seamus) - (9)
         Ummm . . . that's weird? - (Andrew Grygus) - (4)
             What about... - (folkert) - (2)
                 Well, that's just sicker yet. - (Andrew Grygus)
                 Historically very common - (JayMehaffey)
             That is a sad industry praying on human emotion - (Seamus)
         getting pretty common - (boxley)
         Even worse - (imqwerky) - (2)
             I remember one guy . . . - (Andrew Grygus) - (1)
                 :) - (imqwerky)

For Wade, it is to wonder.
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