. . but then I ain't a clue what a dangling modifier is - a guy who has his dong split and with chrome rivets and rings in it? Or a chain dangling between his pierced nipples?

On the other hand I got 0%/100% in the homo-hetero test. No surprise there - I used to hang out with a bunch of homofaggots in my high school and college days - only one ever tried (half heartedly) and he didn't get anything.