Didnt I just say "Dont ask?"
Here is a shaving story for you. I was in the shower shaving my legs. I had my leg propped high on the shower wall. I was shaving the back of my calf. My leg slipped. The razor didnt. Afraid to look. This cant be good. Suck it up and look. An 8 inch strip of flesh was hanging from the razor. Ooohhh. Maybe I can tape it back on. It looked a lot like that stuff Andrew's pig snout is resting on in that photo over in Epicuria. Blood everywhere.
I still have the scar.