Post #275,038
12/6/06 10:54:45 PM
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Urinal humor. Such as it is.
One of the bars I like (has pool tables that take quarters) has an odd little thingy in the mens room. When you pee on the flat black mat at the base of the urinal, it changes. Based on warmth I guess. But what it changes to, after being peed upon, is a message that says "What are you lookin' at shorty?"
I like this bar.
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Post #275,059
12/7/06 8:50:57 AM
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*chuckle*
Imric's Tips for Living
- Paranoia Is a Survival Trait
- Pessimists are never disappointed - but sometimes, if they are very lucky, they can be pleasantly surprised...
- Even though everyone is out to get you, it doesn't matter unless you let them win.
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Nothing is as simple as it seems in the beginning,
As hopeless as it seems in the middle,
Or as finished as it seems in the end.
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Post #275,186
12/8/06 3:22:16 PM
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That would never fly in a ladies restroom
The toilets would have to say things like:
Hello, Beautiful!
You go, girl!
Have you lost weight?
I love what you've done to your hair!
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Post #275,188
12/8/06 4:39:55 PM
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Umm
"I love what you've done to your hair!"
You really want to hear that from something you were just squatting over?
Kinda kinky ima thinky.
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Post #275,193
12/8/06 5:17:00 PM
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Chicks dig compliments
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Post #275,201
12/8/06 6:05:13 PM
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So THAT'S what I've been doing wrong.
Note to self: Next time, remember to compliment lady on what she's done with her pubic hair...
Odoru aho ni miru aho!
Onaji aho nara odoranya son son!
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Post #275,203
12/8/06 6:07:52 PM
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ICLRPD (new thread)
Created as new thread #275202 titled [link|/forums/render/content/show?contentid=275202|ICLRPD]
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Steve
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Post #275,206
12/8/06 6:24:09 PM
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Been there, done that
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Post #275,209
12/8/06 7:47:59 PM
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Compliment the lady on a regular basis
And this will help you achieve your goal. If she does something to make herself pretty for you (whatever it is!), it is in your best interest to notice and verbalize appreciation.
If she does something to make herself pretty and botches it up terribly, express appreciation and bring the antibiotic ointment. Dont ask. Just trust me.
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Post #275,213
12/8/06 8:26:09 PM
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Sort of
did you get that shaving???
Too much of today's music is fashionable crap dressed as artistry.Adrian Belew
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Post #275,342
12/10/06 10:14:25 AM
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Didnt I just say "Dont ask?"
Here is a shaving story for you. I was in the shower shaving my legs. I had my leg propped high on the shower wall. I was shaving the back of my calf. My leg slipped. The razor didnt. Afraid to look. This cant be good. Suck it up and look. An 8 inch strip of flesh was hanging from the razor. Ooohhh. Maybe I can tape it back on. It looked a lot like that stuff Andrew's pig snout is resting on in that photo over in Epicuria. Blood everywhere.
I still have the scar.
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Post #275,365
12/10/06 5:49:06 PM
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In a word....
OUCH!
Too much of today's music is fashionable crap dressed as artistry.Adrian Belew
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Post #275,216
12/8/06 9:15:05 PM
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yeah, I can hear it now mumble mmff ndndnr
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Post #275,245
12/9/06 1:17:25 AM
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Thanks, man
I was going to say that, but couldn't figure out how to spell it.
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Post #275,246
12/9/06 1:20:41 AM
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ICLRPD
I was going to say that, but couldn't figure out how to spell it. --
Steve
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