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Post #271,753 by lincoln 10/31/06 10:45:13 PM Reply	Stupid Fucking Texans It's Halloween, my kids just got back from trick-or-treating, so the wife and I inspect their haul for any signs of tampering. One of the dumbfuck Texas neighbors decided to give them frozen Fla-Vor-Ice popsicles instead of candy. Mind you, it's only 75 degrees outside, and these little tubes of plastic are going to be buried under several pounds of candy while they're thawing into colored, sugared tubes of water. Thank $DEITY that they didn't break open, leak through the pillowcases and stain their clothing. HALLOWEEN IS FOR CANDY!!! And don't get me started on the assholes who put RELIGIOUS PAMPHLETS into their treat bags... lincoln "Chicago to my mind was the only place to be. ... I above all liked the city because it was filled with people all a-bustle, and the clatter of hooves and carriages, and with delivery wagons and drays and peddlers and the boom and clank of freight trains. And when those black clouds came sailing in from the west, pouring thunderstorms upon us so that you couldn't hear the cries or curses of humankind, I liked that best of all. Chicago could stand up to the worst God had to offer. I understood why it was built--a place for trade, of course, with railroads and ships and so on, but mostly to give all of us a magnitude of defiance that is not provided by one house on the plains. And the plains is where those storms come from." -- E.L. Doctorow Never apply a Star Trek solution to a Babylon 5 problem. I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a *Citizen* of the United States. [link\|mailto:bconnors@ev1.net\|contact me]
Post #271,767 by admin 11/1/06 10:09:10 AM Reply	So put it back in the freezer, dumbass. My wife was going to do the same thing if we ran out of other stuff to give out. The kids love them. Regards, -scott anderson "Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
Post #271,772 by lister 11/1/06 11:56:14 AM Reply	Re: Stupid Fucking Texans In all my years of trick-or-treating I've never received a frozen treat. We even sometimes get suitable weather up here at this time to let frozen stuff survive a bit. Boggles my mind. Chocolate bars, candies, chips were the usual staples. Sometimes some people would get cute and hand out pens or whatever else instead of candy. They don't believe in giving out sugar. Geez! Well then don't particpate in Halloween then! What seriously bugs me is giving kids religious pamphlets. How seriously insecure are religious fuckwits to give kids that during Halloween?! That's grounds for a house egging methinks! lister
Post #271,773 by bionerd 11/1/06 12:18:58 PM Reply	My son came home With a tube of lip balm and some dental floss. I'm not complaining. I swiped them both from him.
Post #271,775 by a6l6e6x 11/1/06 12:55:57 PM 11/1/06 1:06:54 PM Reply	A teacher in my grandkids' neighborhood gave out... a simple toy and a pencil. A good thought on her part. The snooty bitch! [edit] Add obligatory flame. :) Alex When fascism comes to America, it'll be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross. -- Sinclair Lewis Edited by a6l6e6x Nov. 1, 2006, 01:06:54 PM EST Expand All History
Post #271,787 by lincoln 11/1/06 4:14:02 PM Reply	My dentist does that even when it isn't Halloween. But you should see the amount of chocolate he gave every kid yesterday! Not like he had a ulterior motive :-D lincoln "Chicago to my mind was the only place to be. ... I above all liked the city because it was filled with people all a-bustle, and the clatter of hooves and carriages, and with delivery wagons and drays and peddlers and the boom and clank of freight trains. And when those black clouds came sailing in from the west, pouring thunderstorms upon us so that you couldn't hear the cries or curses of humankind, I liked that best of all. Chicago could stand up to the worst God had to offer. I understood why it was built--a place for trade, of course, with railroads and ships and so on, but mostly to give all of us a magnitude of defiance that is not provided by one house on the plains. And the plains is where those storms come from." -- E.L. Doctorow Never apply a Star Trek solution to a Babylon 5 problem. I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a *Citizen* of the United States. [link\|mailto:bconnors@ev1.net\|contact me]
Post #273,965 by tablizer 11/26/06 5:21:51 PM Reply	Blue states give apples ________________ oop.ismad.com
Post #274,053 by lincoln 11/27/06 11:40:29 AM Reply	Those can't leak all over the candy plus my kids love them sliced up. The negative would be having to xray them first... lincoln "Chicago to my mind was the only place to be. ... I above all liked the city because it was filled with people all a-bustle, and the clatter of hooves and carriages, and with delivery wagons and drays and peddlers and the boom and clank of freight trains. And when those black clouds came sailing in from the west, pouring thunderstorms upon us so that you couldn't hear the cries or curses of humankind, I liked that best of all. Chicago could stand up to the worst God had to offer. I understood why it was built--a place for trade, of course, with railroads and ships and so on, but mostly to give all of us a magnitude of defiance that is not provided by one house on the plains. And the plains is where those storms come from." -- E.L. Doctorow Never apply a Star Trek solution to a Babylon 5 problem. I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a *Citizen* of the United States. [link\|mailto:golf_lover44@yahoo.com\|contact me]

Stupid Fucking Texans - (lincoln) - (7) - Oct. 31, 2006, 10:45:13 PM EST

So put it back in the freezer, dumbass. - (admin) - Nov. 1, 2006, 10:09:10 AM EST

Re: Stupid Fucking Texans - (lister) - Nov. 1, 2006, 11:56:14 AM EST

My son came home - (bionerd) - (2) - Nov. 1, 2006, 12:18:58 PM EST

A teacher in my grandkids' neighborhood gave out... - (a6l6e6x) - (1) - Nov. 1, 2006, 01:06:54 PM EST

My dentist does that - (lincoln) - Nov. 1, 2006, 04:14:02 PM EST

Blue states give apples -NT - (tablizer) - (1) - Nov. 26, 2006, 05:21:51 PM EST

Those can't leak all over the candy - (lincoln) - Nov. 27, 2006, 11:40:29 AM EST

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