Post #271,320
10/25/06 8:16:29 PM
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It's official. I am no longer getting old. I am old.
I've been seeing references to the Duchess of York in some of the oddest places. Just now I had a short conversation that included a "Damn, Fergie is hot". I wondered, "What the hell? You dig old, chubby, white redheaded aristocracy?"
[link|http://fergie.blackeyedpeas.com/|She *is* hot].
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Post #271,321
10/25/06 8:26:18 PM
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She used to be hot
Until she wet herself during a concert
[link|http://bestweekever.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/fergie_1.jpg|http://bestweekever....ized/fergie_1.jpg]
Now I think she's not so hot.
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Post #271,323
10/25/06 8:35:31 PM
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Oh, please! Can you say Photoshop?
Pictures could make Cleopatra look good and she's been dead for millenia. If you want to bang really old chicks, you just may be kinky.
Or I suppose you could be getting old.
You baby...
On the other paw, if you're still into banging, you're probably not terminal just yet.
Just once every morning, forever, and you will live ...
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Post #271,326
10/25/06 8:45:48 PM
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You know he's talking about a different Fergie, right?
You old geezer.
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Post #271,366
10/26/06 10:29:32 AM
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Well, duh...
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Post #271,359
10/26/06 9:44:08 AM
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you know yer old when you understand Clinton's mummy point
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Post #271,367
10/26/06 10:32:54 AM
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She has huge....
...tracks of land!
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Post #271,385
10/26/06 2:16:47 PM
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"Tracts". HTH!
Then again, perhaps you were just trying to make up for her bizarre spelling of "Dutchess" [sic]?
Yeah, forgive me for being a pessimistic-as-Hell cynic, but I actually DON'T think that's an intentional pun. For one thing, it'd only work -- be the least bit funny -- if she were actually *Dutch*. Is she?
[link|mailto:MyUserId@MyISP.CountryCode|Christian R. Conrad]
(I live in Finland, and my e-mail in-box is at the Saunalahti company.)
Ah, the Germans: Masters of Convoluted Simplification. — [link|http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/?p=1603|Jehovah]
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Post #271,386
10/26/06 2:21:38 PM
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Or, perhaps she has Hummer...
leaves huge tracks on land. :)
Alex
When fascism comes to America, it'll be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross. -- Sinclair Lewis
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Post #271,387
10/26/06 2:22:35 PM
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Hummer has all sorts of connotations, now doesn't it?
Too much of today's music is fashionable crap dressed as artistry.Adrian Belew
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Post #271,389
10/26/06 2:25:42 PM
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:)
Alex
When fascism comes to America, it'll be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross. -- Sinclair Lewis
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Post #271,415
10/26/06 6:38:59 PM
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Not when Capitalized.. unless a one is sort-of, well ____
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