who has mentioned a web cam to me tonight. What's up with that?
You just want to see us dancing half naked around the fire.
Then you'll see me fall in. Then Rita will have to get out the hose and put out the flames. Then the ambulance will come. And I'll be taken to the burn unit. Weeks and weeks of painful skin grafts.
You're really better off not witnessing this. It's for your own protection.