He said his sister came up to him one day, lifted her shirt, and said to check out her belly-button ring. He said, "Hey, a hitch. Now we can drag your ass away from the buffet."
And while I was trying to find that quote online, I found this comic. Only read a couple, but looks good so far.
[link|http://www.digitalpimponline.com/strips.php?start=0&title=movie|http://www.digitalpi...art=0&title=movie]