When I was younger, me and a couple of friends had a little fun - we stole an official sign from a building in the downtown St.Petetsburg and moved it to a food store. The name on the sign said "RosPromElevatorMelMontage" - Russian Industrial Grain Elevator and Mill Assembling. While it's a good one, it's nowhere as baroque as the one Ashton found.

More on that later.