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Post #268,854
by imric
9/28/06 12:37:17 AM
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New ROFL. Were cyclamates bad?
Because rats sometimes got cancer after drinking the equivalent of 20 cases a day?

Because of course obesity carries no health risks...

Hey! I have an idea! Since ALL food can be abused, and obesity itself has health risks we could:

A) ration all food, after making sure that the food that WAS allowed was healthy by the standard du jour

or

B) only allow the health food du jour, and enforce exercise through labor camps!

That will keep those insurance costs down!

*grin*
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Post #268,856
by bepatient
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9/28/06 12:45:11 AM
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New Great idea. Lets all eat raw spinach
Its really good for you!

Oops.
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Post #268,860
by jbrabeck
9/28/06 3:05:35 PM
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New And don't fergit C
AND

C) Everyone must perform 30 minutes vigorous exercise every day...
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Post #268,868
by Ashton
9/28/06 5:41:57 PM
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New Simple, that last -
New Rules! yes, yes it's \ufffd

All parking lots for Malls must be a 15 min walk from the Cathedral itself.

(No electric buses, etc. etc. allowed to minimize the use of actual homo-sap muscles (however flaccid, atrophied.))

Too heavy to carry? Pushcarts available. Non-powered - but permissible to rig a sail.
Post #268,869
by Ashton
9/28/06 5:44:39 PM
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New Heh.. wait'll ya see brewing reports on fructose/corn syrup
     in NYC you hafta eat yer fries outside wid the smokers - (boxley) - (30) - Sept. 26, 2006, 07:26:47 PM EDT
         Good - (broomberg) - (1) - Sept. 26, 2006, 07:27:56 PM EDT
             Yup, and it's the stuff the American Heart Association . . . - (Andrew Grygus) - Sept. 26, 2006, 10:26:51 PM EDT
         Serves WHO right? - (admin) - Sept. 26, 2006, 07:45:49 PM EDT
         No Oreos for you. - (bepatient) - (1) - Sept. 26, 2006, 08:56:07 PM EDT
             I thought it was already... - (folkert) - Sept. 27, 2006, 01:22:23 PM EDT
         Off the cuff aside, this should scare the hell out of you - (bepatient) - (24) - Sept. 27, 2006, 02:57:23 PM EDT
             No kidding. -NT - (imric) - Sept. 27, 2006, 03:16:24 PM EDT
             Yeah.. even more than the Iran invasion, I wot. - (Ashton) - (16) - Sept. 27, 2006, 03:43:38 PM EDT
                 Once again - (imric) - (15) - Sept. 27, 2006, 04:50:27 PM EDT
                     Duh ...I get the 'Control' aspect , you fuel - (Ashton) - (14) - Sept. 27, 2006, 05:45:04 PM EDT
                         No it does not fall into "public health" - (bepatient) - (3) - Sept. 27, 2006, 06:57:30 PM EDT
                             What don't you understand about - (Ashton) - Sept. 27, 2006, 07:50:46 PM EDT
                             I don't think you can quite compare this with Prohibition. - (admin) - (1) - Sept. 27, 2006, 09:14:01 PM EDT
                                 Yet. -NT - (bepatient) - Sept. 27, 2006, 10:48:58 PM EDT
                         Cha Cha Cha. - (imric) - (9) - Sept. 27, 2006, 08:44:42 PM EDT
                             While I agree with the sentiment... - (admin) - (2) - Sept. 27, 2006, 09:12:39 PM EDT
                                 excuse me, what happened to user pays - (boxley) - (1) - Sept. 27, 2006, 10:17:20 PM EDT
                                     I agree. - (admin) - Sept. 27, 2006, 10:28:59 PM EDT
                             How is this any different than banning cyclamates? - (imqwerky) - (5) - Sept. 27, 2006, 09:52:28 PM EDT
                                 ROFL. Were cyclamates bad? - (imric) - (4) - Sept. 28, 2006, 12:37:17 AM EDT
                                     Great idea. Lets all eat raw spinach - (bepatient) - Sept. 28, 2006, 12:45:11 AM EDT
                                     And don't fergit C - (jbrabeck) - (1) - Sept. 28, 2006, 03:05:35 PM EDT
                                         Simple, that last - - (Ashton) - Sept. 28, 2006, 05:41:57 PM EDT
                                     Heh.. wait'll ya see brewing reports on fructose/corn syrup -NT - (Ashton) - Sept. 28, 2006, 05:44:39 PM EDT
             Foie gras is now banned in Chicago - (lincoln) - Sept. 27, 2006, 09:57:36 PM EDT
             I'm not with the health nazis, but - (rcareaga) - (4) - Sept. 28, 2006, 09:14:29 PM EDT
                 The "Health Nazis" are in Archer Daniel Midland's pocket. - (Andrew Grygus) - Sept. 28, 2006, 10:30:06 PM EDT
                 OT the local"Dads" rootbeer has changed to corn syrop - (boxley) - Sept. 28, 2006, 10:37:24 PM EDT
                 My personal take on this is related to the fact that years - (jake123) - Sept. 28, 2006, 11:26:38 PM EDT
                 My point. - (imric) - Sept. 29, 2006, 12:02:20 AM EDT

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