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Post #267,986
by jbrabeck
9/18/06 4:03:32 PM
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New American Driving Test
Part 1. The written test.

1) what color means stop?
2) What color means go?
3) What is your name?

If you get two right you pass.

Part II. The driving test

1) Start the car.
2) Turn on the lights.
3) Honk the horn.
4) Work the turn signals.
5) Drive around the block without hitting anything.

Get 80% or better to pass.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. (Herm Albright)
Post #267,999
by boxley
9/18/06 6:49:36 PM
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New dont drive around the block in georgia
setup of pylons, drive nose in, back in a 3 point turn to reverse then parrelel park on the next set of pylons. None of them go down you have a license.
thanx,
bill
Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 50 years. meep
     How Safe Are We? - (Nightowl) - (46) - Sept. 11, 2006, 10:41:13 PM EDT
         You're a lot safer than - (lincoln) - (1) - Sept. 11, 2006, 11:12:15 PM EDT
             Re: You're a lot safer than - (Nightowl) - Sept. 11, 2006, 11:34:41 PM EDT
         Your post proves one thing - (pwhysall) - Sept. 11, 2006, 11:54:24 PM EDT
         Life is one thing - (Ashton) - Sept. 12, 2006, 04:54:28 AM EDT
         How paranoid are we? - (warmachine) - (22) - Sept. 12, 2006, 05:32:56 AM EDT
             Major nit. - (jb4) - (20) - Sept. 12, 2006, 02:12:20 PM EDT
                 Re: Major nit. - (Nightowl) - (3) - Sept. 13, 2006, 12:26:51 AM EDT
                     Use the Sign, Luke... -NT - (jb4) - (2) - Sept. 13, 2006, 01:37:19 PM EDT
                         Re: Use the Sign, Luke... - (Nightowl) - (1) - Sept. 14, 2006, 12:22:34 AM EDT
                             [sarcasm] is all you need (with WeeCodes on). -NT - (Another Scott) - Sept. 14, 2006, 12:36:29 AM EDT
                 Don't forget airline policy. - (mmoffitt) - (15) - Sept. 18, 2006, 11:54:06 AM EDT
                     Correct...so now MO is back to blowing them up in flight. -NT - (bepatient) - (14) - Sept. 18, 2006, 12:03:14 PM EDT
                         Do we care? - (mmoffitt) - (13) - Sept. 18, 2006, 12:31:45 PM EDT
                             Reminds me of stat we quoted - (jbrabeck) - (12) - Sept. 18, 2006, 01:31:09 PM EDT
                                 You missed my point, I think. - (mmoffitt) - (11) - Sept. 18, 2006, 02:09:34 PM EDT
                                     Must have - (jbrabeck) - (2) - Sept. 18, 2006, 03:43:40 PM EDT
                                         Rough deal on the passengers... - (pwhysall) - (1) - Sept. 18, 2006, 03:58:16 PM EDT
                                             Of course they have - (jbrabeck) - Sept. 18, 2006, 04:04:59 PM EDT
                                     It's not the technology. - (pwhysall) - (7) - Sept. 18, 2006, 03:57:54 PM EDT
                                         American Driving Test - (jbrabeck) - (1) - Sept. 18, 2006, 04:03:32 PM EDT
                                             dont drive around the block in georgia - (boxley) - Sept. 18, 2006, 06:49:36 PM EDT
                                         I've always *Loved* the L-plate! - (Ashton) - (3) - Sept. 18, 2006, 05:46:25 PM EDT
                                             They don't do that in the US? Eek! - (Meerkat) - (2) - Sept. 18, 2006, 08:45:02 PM EDT
                                                 I suppose this can be overdone - (Ashton) - Sept. 18, 2006, 09:38:03 PM EDT
                                                 when I drive here I assume that everyone on the road - (boxley) - Sept. 18, 2006, 09:59:58 PM EDT
                                         Agree. But that's not the only reason. - (mmoffitt) - Sept. 19, 2006, 11:36:37 AM EDT
             Not paranoid. - (Nightowl) - Sept. 12, 2006, 11:52:07 PM EDT
         Finding the balance - (JayMehaffey) - Sept. 12, 2006, 09:20:48 AM EDT
         We *are* safer, or we *feel* safer? - (drewk) - (12) - Sept. 12, 2006, 09:44:42 AM EDT
             But my point seems to be missed - (Nightowl) - (11) - Sept. 12, 2006, 10:52:16 AM EDT
                 No, you're less safe, because the things the US have been - (jake123) - (4) - Sept. 12, 2006, 10:51:50 AM EDT
                     Great minds, etc. -NT - (drewk) - Sept. 12, 2006, 10:53:52 AM EDT
                     I tried to explain it again - (Nightowl) - (2) - Sept. 12, 2006, 10:54:35 AM EDT
                         And *I'll* explain again - (drewk) - (1) - Sept. 12, 2006, 10:56:40 AM EDT
                             Re: And *I'll* explain again - (Nightowl) - Sept. 12, 2006, 11:07:31 AM EDT
                 No - (drewk) - (5) - Sept. 12, 2006, 10:54:46 AM EDT
                     On an individual level only. - (Nightowl) - (3) - Sept. 12, 2006, 11:08:59 AM EDT
                         I think what you are talking about is confidence - (hnick) - (1) - Sept. 12, 2006, 11:21:55 AM EDT
                             Confidence, that works too. :) - (Nightowl) - Sept. 12, 2006, 11:27:18 AM EDT
                         Re: On an individual level only. - (pwhysall) - Sept. 15, 2006, 10:22:51 PM EDT
                     An accurate beginning-list, - (Ashton) - Sept. 12, 2006, 03:47:33 PM EDT
         You spelled it wrong, Nightey - (jb4) - Sept. 12, 2006, 02:03:35 PM EDT
         As safe as ever - (tuberculosis) - (3) - Sept. 12, 2006, 02:31:08 PM EDT
             But see, that was my point - (Nightowl) - (2) - Sept. 12, 2006, 11:47:34 PM EDT
                 The Earth will be swallowed by the Sun. - (Another Scott) - (1) - Sept. 13, 2006, 12:32:42 AM EDT
                     Thanks, that helps :) - (Nightowl) - Sept. 13, 2006, 01:41:48 AM EDT

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