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Post #266,923 by tuberculosis 9/7/06 12:18:43 PM Reply	Buy him the refactoring book [link\|http://www.blackbagops.net\|Black Bag Operations Log] [link\|http://www.objectiveclips.com\|Artificial Intelligence] [link\|http://www.badpage.info/seaside/html\|Scrutinizer]
Post #266,936 by broomberg 9/7/06 2:31:04 PM Reply	Nope That would imply I'm passing judgement on him. Can't have that, now can we?
Post #266,937 by jb4 9/7/06 2:33:48 PM Reply	Have it surreptitiously show up on his desk one day jb4 "So don't pay attention to the approval ratings that say 68% of Americans disapprove of the job this man is doing. I ask you this, does that not also logically mean that 68% approve of the job he's not doing? Think about it. I haven't." — Stephen Colbert, at the White House Correspondent's Dinner 29Apr06
Post #266,938 by broomberg 9/7/06 2:40:07 PM Reply	Nope I'm the only one in the building who has seen this code and knows he wrote it.
Post #266,944 by jb4 9/7/06 3:34:23 PM Reply	Bum. Mer. jb4 "So don't pay attention to the approval ratings that say 68% of Americans disapprove of the job this man is doing. I ask you this, does that not also logically mean that 68% approve of the job he's not doing? Think about it. I haven't." — Stephen Colbert, at the White House Correspondent's Dinner 29Apr06
Post #266,978 by tuberculosis 9/7/06 9:47:49 PM Reply	Read it in front of him [link\|http://www.blackbagops.net\|Black Bag Operations Log] [link\|http://www.objectiveclips.com\|Artificial Intelligence] [link\|http://www.badpage.info/seaside/html\|Scrutinizer]

I have stared at the gates of hell. - (broomberg) - (34) - Sept. 6, 2006, 04:09:57 PM EDT

Huge nested case statements? -NT - (hnick) - (2) - Sept. 6, 2006, 04:17:51 PM EDT

Nope - (broomberg) - (1) - Sept. 6, 2006, 04:32:30 PM EDT

Oh.... - (hnick) - Sept. 6, 2006, 05:07:01 PM EDT

The Winnah! - (jb4) - Sept. 6, 2006, 04:55:39 PM EDT

Internally developed? - (tuberculosis) - (9) - Sept. 6, 2006, 05:04:05 PM EDT

Kind of tough - (broomberg) - (8) - Sept. 6, 2006, 06:49:49 PM EDT

He's definitely not qualified - (tuberculosis) - Sept. 6, 2006, 07:07:30 PM EDT

C++ with STL isn't bad - (Simon_Jester) - (6) - Sept. 14, 2006, 05:50:54 PM EDT

No it doesn't - (broomberg) - Sept. 14, 2006, 06:20:06 PM EDT

STL is insane. - (admin) - (4) - Sept. 14, 2006, 06:30:58 PM EDT

I am rather amused - (tuberculosis) - (2) - Sept. 15, 2006, 12:17:33 AM EDT

Too bad it doesn't die like a duck... -NT - (admin) - (1) - Sept. 15, 2006, 12:18:47 AM EDT

You know they don't echo? -NT - (drewk) - Sept. 15, 2006, 12:46:07 AM EDT

C++ regex SUCKS!!!!!! - (broomberg) - Sept. 15, 2006, 10:16:48 AM EDT

2^14 lines exactly? - (pwhysall) - (2) - Sept. 6, 2006, 05:32:07 PM EDT

yup - (broomberg) - (1) - Sept. 6, 2006, 06:51:17 PM EDT

I don't think there is a maximum defined - (pwhysall) - Sept. 7, 2006, 01:45:00 AM EDT

I make do with staring at Windows. That's hell enough :) -NT - (Meerkat) - Sept. 6, 2006, 06:00:08 PM EDT

Was that including comments? -NT - (static) - (8) - Sept. 6, 2006, 11:13:24 PM EDT

Yes - (broomberg) - (7) - Sept. 6, 2006, 11:29:50 PM EDT

He probably was. - (static) - Sept. 6, 2006, 11:34:46 PM EDT

Buy him the refactoring book -NT - (tuberculosis) - (5) - Sept. 7, 2006, 12:18:43 PM EDT

Nope - (broomberg) - (4) - Sept. 7, 2006, 02:31:04 PM EDT

Have it surreptitiously show up on his desk one day -NT - (jb4) - (3) - Sept. 7, 2006, 02:33:48 PM EDT

Nope - (broomberg) - (2) - Sept. 7, 2006, 02:40:07 PM EDT

Bum. Mer. -NT - (jb4) - Sept. 7, 2006, 03:34:23 PM EDT

Read it in front of him -NT - (tuberculosis) - Sept. 7, 2006, 09:47:49 PM EDT

You saw Barb bend over again? -NT - (imqwerky) - (6) - Sept. 6, 2006, 11:33:33 PM EDT

Huh? -NT - (broomberg) - (5) - Sept. 6, 2006, 11:35:51 PM EDT

Wait for it! Wait for it.... -NT - (imqwerky) - (4) - Sept. 6, 2006, 11:36:50 PM EDT

Still waiting... -NT - (jb4) - (3) - Sept. 7, 2006, 12:58:53 PM EDT

Well, if I hafta explain, it's not going to be funny - (imqwerky) - (2) - Sept. 7, 2006, 03:16:22 PM EDT

While in that corner... - (jb4) - Sept. 7, 2006, 03:32:15 PM EDT

*Snicker* I thought it was pretty funny. -NT - (bionerd) - Sept. 8, 2006, 06:40:28 AM EDT

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