You see..? what a certain fascination with Gaijin- mumble..mumble.. can do to one's er, Social Life\ufffd, when it does not culturally-transliterate too ... well into ummm, one's little stories-at-bars? / social intercourse, generally.
The haddock hits me with a sucker punch. I catch him with a left hook. He eels over. It was a fluke, but there he was, lying on the deck... flat as a mackerel. Kelpless.
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