Now, I will confess to a particular resentment . . .

Post #265,489 by Andrew Grygus 8/20/06 9:54:32 PM 8/20/06 9:56:21 PM Reply	Now, I will confess to a particular resentment . . . . . for the relaitionsip between women and their dogs. I've dated several women who had dogs. It was always, "No I can't stay, I have to go home and feed the dog". Ok, that's a good excuse for getting out of a situation - *but after having sex?. I'm sorry, but a woman who, after having sex, is not ready to stick around for breakfast is, in my opinion, pretty damned worthless. And of course they always say, "Oh, having this dog is such an inconvenience, I wish it weren't so . . . ". But guess what - the day the dog dies they go out to get another one. [link\|http://www.aaxnet.com\|AAx] Edited by Andrew Grygus Aug. 20, 2006, 09:56:21 PM EDT Now, I will confess to a particular resentment . . . . . for the relaitionsip between women and their dogs. I've dated several women who had dogs. It was always, "No I can't stay, I have to go home and feed the dog". Ok, that's a good excuse for getting out of a situation - but after having sex?*. I'm sorry, but a woman who, after having sex, is not ready to stick around for breakfast is, in my opinion, pretty damned worthless. And of course they always say, "Oh having this dog is such an inconvenience, I wish it weren't so . . . ". But guess what - the day the dog dies they go out to get another one. [link\|http://www.aaxnet.com\|AAx] Collapse All History
Post #265,493 by boxley 8/20/06 10:03:29 PM Reply	who cares if they are worthless you already got laid Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 50 years. meep
Post #265,495 by Andrew Grygus 8/20/06 10:27:32 PM Reply	Yeah, but that's not enough. Maybe that's what scares 'em - they're used to guys like you. [link\|http://www.aaxnet.com\|AAx]
Post #265,497 by boxley 8/20/06 10:51:32 PM Reply	I always loved a woman who would sleep over 3rds! know what you mean, more to sex than sex. thanx, bill Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 50 years. meep
Post #265,707 by bionerd 8/23/06 7:47:30 PM Reply	You cant leave a dog alone all night. unless you want a present on your carpet when you get home. Why is it so odd that she would leave after sex? She stayed for the good part. That says something. Maybe you snore.
Post #265,709 by Andrew Grygus 8/23/06 8:23:05 PM Reply	Commentary: A "present on your carpet" is about as good a reason to dislike dogs as I can think of. No, that's leaving in the middle of the good part. There's still a good night's sleep in a comfortable bed (without the long late night drive home), plus fresh brewed coffee and breakfast in the morning, and there might be other stuff too. I do not snore - unless I'm sleeping flat on my back but being flat on my back keeps me awake so snoring is not a problem. Not for her anyway, I've suffered more nights with a snoring woman than I care to remember. No, I'm still blaming it on the dog and on the woman for having one. [link\|http://www.aaxnet.com\|AAx]
Post #265,712 by bionerd 8/23/06 9:21:22 PM Reply	Then dont pursue women with dogs. Problem solved. 1. If you are a responsible dog owner you dont leave your dog alone for hours on end, thus avoiding said presents. 2. Go spend the night at her house- she can be there for her dog and for you. You still get to sleep in a comfy bed without anyone having to drive home. You can still have coffee in the morning and other stuff, too. 3. One side of your mouth says you want the women to sleep over, the other side says you are tired of suffering through their snoring. Only non-dog-owning, non-snoring types need apply?
Post #265,715 by Andrew Grygus 8/23/06 10:10:05 PM 8/23/06 10:22:23 PM Reply	Then don't pursue women with dogs. Real good advice that I'm already following. Singles ads that say "must love my dogs" translate to "Automatic Disqualification". And for your other points: 1. I would much rather not be a dog owner than be a "responsible dog owner". 2. Every woman who's slept with me more than once has expected a delicious home cooked dinner with a nice bottle of wine - and that pretty much means it'll be served here. I don't expect that to change because that's the kind of women I attract - ones that are tired of cooking. Fortunately that's a really big pond with a lot of fish in it. 3. Fortunately most women don't snore much, I did tough it out for a long time with one who started with moderate intermittant snoring but over the years increased to a non-stop and non-stopable health destroying rhino-roar. Fortunately I was finally able to break off that long term relationship cleanly when she started expressing a strong opinion that my failure to support my President in time of war constituted treason. So yeah, non-snoring non-dog owning would be really nice - as would be someone who shares my opinion that it's the President who's treasonous. And speaking of dogs, I whish the Koreans next door would hurry up and eat the one they've got in their garage - it barks incessantly day and night. [link\|http://www.aaxnet.com\|AAx] Edited by Andrew Grygus Aug. 23, 2006, 10:15:57 PM EDT Edited by Andrew Grygus Aug. 23, 2006, 10:22:23 PM EDT Expand All History
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