the only non-nuke temporary-'solution' extant. I hear the fissionable isotopes already chattering like mad - they are seeing this chance to finally get out and play, again..
See only one actual Solution, such as We are and such as They are:
Impeach the whole US cabal; confer US citizenship on and draft Terry Pratchett.
Discworld experience is the most relevant kind around - for taming homo-sap loonies of all stripes. DEATH for Sec. Def.