Danno - -
You be so Baaad!
/me no canna grok that subtul |_33Ti0sity, but may the Bluebird o'Happiness fly up your nose, y'hear?!
Yog-Sothoth, Azathoth, Nyarlathotep are waiting in the wings for ya -
or ... just vaya con Jon Carroll:
Remember:
All life is a
parade.
You can choose
to march in the
parade, or you
can choose to
watch.
In my next
book,
I'll teach you
how to play the
Sousaphone.
As to them Debian-purists, whippin out them arcane alt.config files from memory and all -
Check out Puppy Linux.
Minimalist, for us Unwashed in the Blood of perly-inodes, just want the mail n'stuff - and no Apache NOR Sioux Sweet Sioux.
While its 'Help' files aren't much more extensive than the turgid, ego-compressed (or mostly.. empty) place-markers in the usual flavours:
These are humorous, in English and contain also Useful tips -imagine- (ie. for those who maybe once knew someone who had piles - and. wouldn't. Think. of. com-pile-ing. Anything.)
It's the one you want to hand to the [..finally!] curious, long-term Doze-disgusted-procrastinators - for whom you do not wish to provide a fish every day, forever.
There is no method but to be very intelligent.
-- TSE