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New You want more, you got more!
Have you had phone sex(with someone you know)?
Have you called a 900 number (phone sex with someone you don't know)?
Have you had IM sex?
Have you ever had sex that involved flavored lubricants?
Have you ever used water in oral sex?
Did you ever look at an animal and think "If Only!"?
Do you have to take showers to hide your masturbating?
Do you take your laptop into the bathroom to look at porn?
Did you ever get anybody drunk just to shag their brains out?
Shortest time between meeting and humping(without money being exchanged) <1 week, < 1day, < 1 hour, < 15 mins.
Have you ever been to a Rainbow Party?
Have you ever participated in an orgy?
Do you think about sex 24/7?
Is the song "Aqualung" a mild representation of your personality?
Do you look at every person you meet as a potential lay?

If you answer yes to the last five questions, you win the contest! And, uh, stand over there...yeah, waaaay over there, ok? Thanks. LOL
Collapse Edited by imqwerky June 10, 2006, 11:12:35 PM EDT
You want more, you got more!
Have you had phone sex(with someone you know)?
Have you called a 900 number?
Have you had IM sex?
Have you ever had sex that involved Saran wrap,Crisco, whipped cream, or rubber gloves?
Have you ever had oral sex with water?
Did you ever look at an animal and think "If Only!"?
Have you orgasmed at the same time as your partner? Frequently?
Do you have to take showers to hide your masturbating?
Do you take your laptop into the bathroom to look at porn?
Expand Edited by imqwerky June 10, 2006, 11:13:46 PM EDT
Collapse Edited by imqwerky June 10, 2006, 11:29:22 PM EDT
You want more, you got more!
Have you had phone sex(with someone you know)?
Have you called a 900 number?
Have you had IM sex?
Have you ever had sex that involved Saran wrap?
Have you ever had sex that involved Crisco?
Have you ever had sex that involved whipped cream?
Have you ever had sex that involved rubber gloves?
Have you ever had sex that involved a ball gag?
Have you ever had sex that involved a cock ring?
Have you ever had sex that involved a dildo?
Have you ever had sex that involved a vibrator?
Have you ever had sex that involved flavored lubricants?
Have you ever used water in oral sex?
Did you ever look at an animal and think "If Only!"?
Have you orgasmed at the same time as your partner? Frequently?
Do you have to take showers to hide your masturbating?
Do you take your laptop into the bathroom to look at porn?
Did you ever get anybody drunk just to shag their brains out?
Shortest time between meeting and humping(without money being exchanged) <1 week, < 1day, < 1 hour, < 15 mins.
Collapse Edited by imqwerky June 11, 2006, 11:57:29 AM EDT
You want more, you got more!
Have you had phone sex(with someone you know)?
Have you called a 900 number?
Have you had IM sex?
Have you ever had sex that involved Saran wrap?
Have you ever had sex that involved Crisco?
Have you ever had sex that involved whipped cream?
Have you ever had sex that involved rubber gloves?
Have you ever had sex that involved a ball gag?
Have you ever had sex that involved a cock ring?
Have you ever had sex that involved a dildo?
Have you ever had sex that involved a vibrator?
Have you ever had sex that involved flavored lubricants?
Have you ever used water in oral sex?
Did you ever look at an animal and think "If Only!"?
Have you orgasmed at the same time as your partner? Frequently?
Do you have to take showers to hide your masturbating?
Do you take your laptop into the bathroom to look at porn?
Did you ever get anybody drunk just to shag their brains out?
Shortest time between meeting and humping(without money being exchanged) <1 week, < 1day, < 1 hour, < 15 mins.
Have you ever been to a Rainbow Party?
New :-) Anyone else?
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
New Dont rush me. I'm thinking.
Follow your MOUSE
New Here you go-
Have you ever watched sex in a movie?
Have you tried to copy what they do?
Was it groovy?

In a car while driving fast?
With other drivers whizzing past?
I wonder how long that would last.
(Before someone ends up in a cast)

In the back seat in a cab?
Driving the taxi driver mad?

On an airplane?
In a train?
On the hood of a car?
Maybe outside in the rain?

In a restroom?
Please be quiet.
The person in the next stall
Might want to try it.

Have you had sex on a beach?
With other couples within arms reach?

On a Harley?
In a truck?
In the neighbor\ufffds pool?
Now there\ufffds a good _______.
(Sorry. It rhymed.)

Have you had sex that made you cry?
So good that you want to die?
Where time stands still and hearts beat fast
The kind you want to last and last?

Have you faked it?
Or has she?
You probably wouldn\ufffdt know, you see.
Especially if it was me.

With how many people have been?
50?
25?
Maybe 10?

Any tattoos or piercings to titillate?
What about shaving to excite your mate?
Wearing a mask?
Using a feather?
Oh what fun can be had together!
Follow your MOUSE
New I do! I like them, Sam I Am!
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New in a train on a train
Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free american and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 50 years. meep
New With a fox, with a Box....
Follow your MOUSE
New Wait wait wait
From now on whenever I hear "Fox in socks" all I'll think is "... and a smile".

And ...

Is that "in a box" or "in the box" or "with a Box"?
===

Purveyor of Doc Hope's [link|http://DocHope.com|fresh-baked dog biscuits and pet treats].
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New Brilliant!
I don't think I have ever heard
A chick as cool as Bionerd
Smile,
Amy

[link|http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Amy%20Rathman|Pics of the Family]
New Wow. Just wow.
Give it a title and repost it elsewhere. That's good enough to go around the net a few times.

Cheers,
Ben
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
New not so fast, take it slow...
Have fun,
Carl Forde
     Lords and Ladies - (imqwerky) - (107)
         In a way I envy you - (tjsinclair)
         Still havent read any of those books. - (bionerd) - (104)
             You would enjoy them - (imqwerky) - (9)
                 "Small Gods" is one of my favorites. - (inthane-chan) - (8)
                     That was the first one I read - (imqwerky) - (6)
                         If you like those ... - (Silverlock) - (1)
                             I loved Dogma too - (imqwerky)
                         There are two movies: - (admin) - (3)
                             Bollocks! I love Limey flicks :) - (imqwerky) - (2)
                                 I am reminded of "The Limey". - (inthane-chan) - (1)
                                     I've seen that one too. - (imqwerky)
                     I'm in the midst of Guards! Guards! book on tape. - (broomberg)
             Similar here. - (Another Scott) - (92)
                 The Color of Magic - (tuberculosis) - (86)
                     I wouldn't start with The Colour of Magic - (Meerkat) - (1)
                         That's what I said - (tuberculosis)
                     Actually, there is an order. - (admin) - (83)
                         That advice is only good if... - (ben_tilly) - (76)
                             Depends. - (admin) - (75)
                                 Fewer assumptions than you think - (ben_tilly) - (74)
                                     You guys are bickering like a couple of little old ladies - (bionerd) - (73)
                                         Welcome to the interweb -NT - (pwhysall)
                                         Aren't they cute? - (imqwerky) - (8)
                                             You've never seen me drunk as hell... -NT - (admin) - (5)
                                                 Oh, that's right....you're a candyass. I forgot. -NT - (imqwerky) - (4)
                                                     Actually, I just wasn't drinking that much that night. -NT - (admin)
                                                     Candyass. That's funny. -NT - (bionerd)
                                                     Hey Amy- - (bionerd) - (1)
                                                         LMAO - (imqwerky)
                                             Forewarned is forearmed. - (ben_tilly) - (1)
                                                 You're right. Bad idea. Nevermind. -NT - (imqwerky)
                                         Not exactly the outcome I was hoping for - (ben_tilly) - (2)
                                             No, you got the desired outcome. - (bionerd) - (1)
                                                 :-) - (ben_tilly)
                                         They did a good job impersonating - (imqwerky) - (59)
                                             If we're impersonating them then... - (ben_tilly) - (57)
                                                 I shall save that proclamation for the BeePBash :-) -NT - (imqwerky)
                                                 Anyone who knows me... - (admin) - (54)
                                                     Amateur -NT - (broomberg) - (53)
                                                         You don't know me *that* well. -NT - (admin) - (52)
                                                             Oooh, this is an argument I want to see at Beeps! - (ben_tilly) - (51)
                                                                 That test covers signicantly more than lechery. - (admin) - (50)
                                                                     And is is also light on lechery - (broomberg) - (46)
                                                                         Suggested resolution... - (ben_tilly) - (41)
                                                                             Lechery isn't just what you've *done*, anyway -NT - (admin) - (3)
                                                                                 Ah yes. You're a man of much thought and little action. - (ben_tilly) - (2)
                                                                                     Like I said, you don't know me very well. -NT - (admin) - (1)
                                                                                         And to think this all started because... - (imqwerky)
                                                                             Needs a review panel for weighting - (broomberg) - (36)
                                                                                 *WAAAAAAAAYYYYYY* too much work - (drewk) - (35)
                                                                                     Remind me to do that. - (ben_tilly)
                                                                                     Simple spreadsheet - (broomberg) - (33)
                                                                                         Ok, this is starting to get GOOD! - (imqwerky) - (32)
                                                                                             Numbers shouldn't matter - (broomberg) - (2)
                                                                                                 Geeze - its like the Aristocrats - (tuberculosis) - (1)
                                                                                                     My 19 yr old said the same thing! - (imqwerky)
                                                                                             No time like the present to get going... - (ben_tilly) - (28)
                                                                                                 What? No animals or relatives? -NT - (imqwerky) - (2)
                                                                                                     Hey, I was just *starting* the list -NT - (ben_tilly) - (1)
                                                                                                         :-D -NT - (imqwerky)
                                                                                                 That's either sad or good. - (inthane-chan) - (2)
                                                                                                     <Halo>Thane</Halo> -NT - (imqwerky) - (1)
                                                                                                         I scored more pure than Jesus once on a purity test. - (inthane-chan)
                                                                                                 What? Nobody else wants to contribute? - (ben_tilly) - (21)
                                                                                                     You want more, you got more! - (imqwerky) - (10)
                                                                                                         :-) Anyone else? -NT - (ben_tilly) - (9)
                                                                                                             Dont rush me. I'm thinking. -NT - (bionerd)
                                                                                                             Here you go- - (bionerd) - (7)
                                                                                                                 I do! I like them, Sam I Am! -NT - (drewk)
                                                                                                                 in a train on a train -NT - (boxley) - (2)
                                                                                                                     With a fox, with a Box.... -NT - (bionerd) - (1)
                                                                                                                         Wait wait wait - (drewk)
                                                                                                                 Brilliant! - (imqwerky)
                                                                                                                 Wow. Just wow. - (ben_tilly)
                                                                                                                 not so fast, take it slow... -NT - (cforde)
                                                                                                     If this helps at all, the definition of lecher... - (imqwerky) - (8)
                                                                                                         Re: If this helps at all, the definition of lecher... - (pwhysall) - (1)
                                                                                                             Actually, there's a better list - (imqwerky)
                                                                                                         Which is why insistence on acts performed is wrong... -NT - (admin) - (5)
                                                                                                             If the desire is strong enough, it will turn into action :-P - (ben_tilly) - (1)
                                                                                                                 OMFGROFLMAO! -NT - (imqwerky)
                                                                                                             So, what have you *thought* about doing? Hmmmmm? -NT - (imqwerky)
                                                                                                             Ya wanna just give up now? - (broomberg) - (1)
                                                                                                                 ICLRPD (new thread) - (ben_tilly)
                                                                                                     as told to true story - (boxley)
                                                                         Ahem, - (boxley) - (3)
                                                                             Hard to say. - (bionerd) - (2)
                                                                                 we've compared notes - (boxley) - (1)
                                                                                     Ahem - (broomberg)
                                                                     Um you don't get a score like Barry's by... - (ben_tilly) - (2)
                                                                         You misread what I wrote. -NT - (admin) - (1)
                                                                             Reading it more carefully... - (ben_tilly)
                                                 Hey, it takes three! - (Arkadiy)
                                             Nanny and granny? You're bringing a tear to my eye. - (bionerd)
                         Yeah but Rincewind and the Luggage - (tuberculosis) - (5)
                             8 of them. - (admin) - (3)
                                 Which 8? -NT - (ben_tilly) - (2)
                                     Re: Which 8? - (admin) - (1)
                                         Interesting... you learn something new every... - (hnick)
                             Didn't the Octavo save it in TLF? - (static)
                 There are basicaly four threads - (Arkadiy) - (4)
                     Thanks, Ark. I appreciate it. -NT - (Another Scott)
                     There's also this map... - (inthane-chan) - (2)
                         Thank you too. Now no more posts in this thread! :-) -NT - (Another Scott)
                         Good lord, he's prolific -NT - (drewk)
             Don't thumb through it - (ben_tilly)
         The turtle moves - (Silverlock)

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