Post #258,445
6/10/06 10:59:04 PM
6/11/06 11:57:29 AM
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You want more, you got more!
Have you had phone sex(with someone you know)? Have you called a 900 number (phone sex with someone you don't know)? Have you had IM sex? Have you ever had sex that involved flavored lubricants? Have you ever used water in oral sex? Did you ever look at an animal and think "If Only!"? Do you have to take showers to hide your masturbating? Do you take your laptop into the bathroom to look at porn? Did you ever get anybody drunk just to shag their brains out? Shortest time between meeting and humping(without money being exchanged) <1 week, < 1day, < 1 hour, < 15 mins. Have you ever been to a Rainbow Party? Have you ever participated in an orgy? Do you think about sex 24/7? Is the song "Aqualung" a mild representation of your personality? Do you look at every person you meet as a potential lay?
If you answer yes to the last five questions, you win the contest! And, uh, stand over there...yeah, waaaay over there, ok? Thanks. LOL
Edited by imqwerky
June 10, 2006, 11:12:35 PM EDT
You want more, you got more!
Have you had phone sex(with someone you know)? Have you called a 900 number? Have you had IM sex? Have you ever had sex that involved Saran wrap,Crisco, whipped cream, or rubber gloves? Have you ever had oral sex with water? Did you ever look at an animal and think "If Only!"? Have you orgasmed at the same time as your partner? Frequently? Do you have to take showers to hide your masturbating? Do you take your laptop into the bathroom to look at porn?
Edited by imqwerky
June 10, 2006, 11:13:46 PM EDT
Edited by imqwerky
June 10, 2006, 11:29:22 PM EDT
You want more, you got more!
Have you had phone sex(with someone you know)? Have you called a 900 number? Have you had IM sex? Have you ever had sex that involved Saran wrap? Have you ever had sex that involved Crisco? Have you ever had sex that involved whipped cream? Have you ever had sex that involved rubber gloves? Have you ever had sex that involved a ball gag? Have you ever had sex that involved a cock ring? Have you ever had sex that involved a dildo? Have you ever had sex that involved a vibrator? Have you ever had sex that involved flavored lubricants? Have you ever used water in oral sex? Did you ever look at an animal and think "If Only!"? Have you orgasmed at the same time as your partner? Frequently? Do you have to take showers to hide your masturbating? Do you take your laptop into the bathroom to look at porn? Did you ever get anybody drunk just to shag their brains out? Shortest time between meeting and humping(without money being exchanged) <1 week, < 1day, < 1 hour, < 15 mins.
Edited by imqwerky
June 11, 2006, 11:57:29 AM EDT
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Post #258,447
6/10/06 11:53:59 PM
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:-) Anyone else?
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
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Post #258,480
6/11/06 11:32:22 AM
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Dont rush me. I'm thinking.
Follow your MOUSE
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Post #258,581
6/12/06 11:14:49 AM
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Here you go-
Have you ever watched sex in a movie? Have you tried to copy what they do? Was it groovy?
In a car while driving fast? With other drivers whizzing past? I wonder how long that would last. (Before someone ends up in a cast)
In the back seat in a cab? Driving the taxi driver mad?
On an airplane? In a train? On the hood of a car? Maybe outside in the rain?
In a restroom? Please be quiet. The person in the next stall Might want to try it.
Have you had sex on a beach? With other couples within arms reach?
On a Harley? In a truck? In the neighbor\ufffds pool? Now there\ufffds a good _______. (Sorry. It rhymed.)
Have you had sex that made you cry? So good that you want to die? Where time stands still and hearts beat fast The kind you want to last and last?
Have you faked it? Or has she? You probably wouldn\ufffdt know, you see. Especially if it was me.
With how many people have been? 50? 25? Maybe 10?
Any tattoos or piercings to titillate? What about shaving to excite your mate? Wearing a mask? Using a feather? Oh what fun can be had together!
Follow your MOUSE
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Post #258,582
6/12/06 11:17:25 AM
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I do! I like them, Sam I Am!
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Post #258,592
6/12/06 12:35:07 PM
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in a train on a train
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Post #258,595
6/12/06 12:58:53 PM
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With a fox, with a Box....
Follow your MOUSE
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Post #258,603
6/12/06 2:07:54 PM
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Wait wait wait
From now on whenever I hear "Fox in socks" all I'll think is "... and a smile".
And ...
Is that "in a box" or "in the box" or "with a Box"?
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Post #258,596
6/12/06 1:32:12 PM
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Brilliant!
I don't think I have ever heard A chick as cool as Bionerd
Smile, Amy
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Post #258,648
6/12/06 5:27:01 PM
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Wow. Just wow.
Give it a title and repost it elsewhere. That's good enough to go around the net a few times.
Cheers, Ben
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
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Post #258,726
6/13/06 12:40:30 AM
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not so fast, take it slow...
Have fun, Carl Forde
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