Post #256
6/26/01 4:00:00 PM
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No he fucking well didn't!
And the poor fucking apostles should have had the guts to protest against the passive smoking he subjected them to -- with ordinary tobacco, which is a lot more dangerous than Mary Jane!
The Man Who Knows Fucking Everything
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Post #257
6/26/01 4:08:28 PM
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Well, he gosh darn well *might* have
This is my sig. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
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Post #258
6/26/01 4:12:38 PM
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Who the fsck are YOU to say? Were you THERE???
The Man Who Knows Fucking Everything About Jesus' Habits!
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Post #259
6/26/01 4:30:47 PM
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MIGHT MIGHT MMMMMMIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
This is my sig. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
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Post #261
6/26/01 4:49:19 PM
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So maybe he didn't/wasn't
But he should have.
Don Richards is using this sig. Hands off!
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Post #264
6/27/01 6:40:35 AM
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When he was in India, picking up on the way
things seem to be - you know, in "the Missing Years"? - I have it on good Authority\ufffd (a real Popular source nowadays, that Authority guy) that his preference was for .. well, I can't reveal the name, and maybe he had some second-favs, too but even if he didn't... (but probably he Did, though..) the stories need some new blood - so WTF Was that creative writing class For, anyway?
I'd provide some links natch - then ya'd Know it was True, but.. Myths are just so.. so Old, y'know? Sheesh!
Next target: the Buddha - definitely too many Big Whoppers; ya can't grow that much on veggie-burgers. Confucious cheated at Go.
Iconoclasts R Us
By the hour day or frame.
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Post #282
6/27/01 4:46:23 PM
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Wrong Buddha.
Siddartha isn't the portly fellow so often depicted.
And he would have voted Republican.
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Post #294
6/27/01 9:01:08 PM
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Hey.. in theological matters for long thread creation ------
Ya get to make it all turn out just the way you imagined it would. (But please to call it.. research.)
I curbed my dogma, but it pissed off the pope.
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Post #270
6/27/01 10:40:43 AM
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Wow! Now...
...you look exactly like Bryce!
Congratulations on *that* "achievement"...
The Man Who Knows Fucking Everything About DrewK's Secret Yearning To Be Bryce
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Post #311
6/28/01 10:59:43 AM
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Hey! WTF is wrong with you, DrooK?
When *that* didn't get a rise outta you?!?
Must be something serious, is all I can say.
The Man Who Knows Fucking Everything
(Except Why DrooK Didn't Rise To The Bait)
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Post #312
6/28/01 11:02:43 AM
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Bait, you wanna talk about bait?
I guess it didn't occur to you that I spelled it that way on purpose? That maybe I was making a wry and subtle comment on the nature and cause of right shift? That I trusted that anyone who knows the name of The One We Shall Not Name would recognize it on their own? That it didn't really need to be pointed out like you did?
No, I guess it didn't. "Man Who Knows Fucking Everything" indeed.
This is my sig. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
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Post #314
6/28/01 11:19:32 AM
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Yeah, but why did you stop the experiment?
Had it reached right-shift enough for you already?
Did for me, too -- now that I looked at it on my work laptop.
See ya in the "Suggestions" forum? :-)
The Man Who Does Indeed Know Fucking Everything (Everything That Is Worth To Know, At Least, That Is...)
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Post #316
6/28/01 11:24:02 AM
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Timestamps starting to wrap
I can't think of a fix for that that I don't hate even worse.
This is my sig. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
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Post #320
6/28/01 11:34:28 AM
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Still?
Regards,
-scott anderson
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Post #324
6/28/01 11:57:09 AM
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Nope. Thanks!
Well, except in the thread view below the post bodies in the post body view, of course... :-)
The Man Who Knows Fucking Everything
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Post #326
6/28/01 12:00:30 PM
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Still?
Regards,
-scott anderson
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Post #333
6/28/01 12:57:08 PM
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Nope - thanks again!
Now With Handy Eazy-QuoteTM! .Sigs:
Regards,
-scott anderson
Get 'Em Here! Get 'Em While They're Hot! :-)
The Man Who Knows Everything About Fucking
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Post #335
6/28/01 1:00:46 PM
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Wrong.
Now With Handy Eazy-QuoteTM! .Sigs: No, that should be: Handy IZ-Quote TM! .Sigs Or maybe ZI-Quote... dunno. I'll have to consult the trademark lawyers on that one... :-) Regards,
-scott anderson
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Post #337
6/28/01 1:07:08 PM
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Yeah, I know. T'was an intentional ref to "the competition".
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Post #349
6/28/01 3:56:13 PM
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Re: Timestamps- could they be in tiny fontsize?
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Post #351
6/28/01 4:16:28 PM
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Let me work out the other kinks first.
Other than gross UI defects, I'd rather let the visual stuff wait a bit until the underpinnings are more stable.
Regards,
-scott anderson
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Post #285
6/27/01 7:09:36 PM
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I like yer sig
and you are the man that knows
but I thought you had a steady girlfriend?
thanx,
bill
can I have my ones and zeros back?
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Post #293
6/27/01 8:57:18 PM
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Yes, I do...
But what does that have to do with anything?
The Man Who Knows Fucking Everything
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Post #300
6/28/01 2:40:45 AM
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Insert a comma
"The Man Who Knows, Fucking Everything"
Just WHO is this "Everything" character?
--
Peter
Shill For Hire
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Post #309
6/28/01 10:56:33 AM
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Well, let's just say, a prolific first-poster...
The Man Who Knows, Fucking Everything And His Dog!
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Post #738
7/2/01 10:31:15 PM
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not to correct yer slang
the man who knows every fucking thing might be more clear
thanx,
bill
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Post #739
7/2/01 10:38:08 PM
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Possibly silly link...
... but I've been watching this thread and I suspect it might not be wholly inappropriate...
[link|http://www.co.uk.lspace.org/fandom/songs/hedghogsong.html|The Hedgehog Song]
Wade.
"All around me are nothing but fakes
Come with me on the biggest fake of all!"
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Post #752
7/3/01 3:06:38 AM
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OK Wade.. it's now apparent what long exposure to a
rilly southern sun .. can do to the inhabitants.
And evolution is proven yet again - the natural response of the rodent was to .. enlarge, grow a marsupial sack (the kid isn't safe there! either) and humongous legs -
Nature's Way of saving these poor critters from the biped inhabitants which recently infested the place, and obviously: Couldn't take the sun.
Omnes animum post coitum triste
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Post #761
7/3/01 9:16:04 AM
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Yeah, well, sorry - but that's not how the quote went.
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