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New whale of a story
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship.

The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his
father many years earlier.

He said to the female whale, "lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink."

They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.

Soon however, the whale realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of the shore.

The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female "Lets swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore."

At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him.

When he asked her why, she replied,

"I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."
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New ROFL!

Imric's Tips for Living
  • Paranoia Is a Survival Trait
  • Pessimists are never disappointed - but sometimes, if they are very lucky, they can be pleasantly surprised...
  • Even though everyone is out to get you, it doesn't matter unless you let them win.


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As hopeless as it seems in the middle,
Or as finished as it seems in the end.
 
 
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New Re: whale of a story
JOKE OF THE MONTH!
lincoln

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New Ummm... oh, never mind.
Follow your MOUSE
New ugh, that blows
Have fun,
Carl Forde
New 'twas a bad gag
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New They were sperm whales :-)

"It's never too late to be who you might have been." ~ George Eliot
New that sucks
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Steve
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     whale of a story - (boxley) - (8)
         ROFL! -NT - (imric)
         [siiiiiiiiiigh] -NT - (drewk)
         Re: whale of a story - (lincoln)
         Ummm... oh, never mind. -NT - (bionerd)
         ugh, that blows -NT - (cforde) - (3)
             'twas a bad gag -NT - (Steve Lowe) - (2)
                 They were sperm whales :-) -NT - (imqwerky) - (1)
                     that sucks -NT - (Steve Lowe)

You idiot! WE'RE the People's Front of Judea!
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