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New Microsoft to be split.

[link|http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/patchsoft.shtml|SURPRISE SETTLEMENT EVENLY SPLITS MICROSOFT;
ONE FIRM TO MAKE SOFTWARE, OTHER TO MAKE PATCHES]

Decision Keeps Redmond from Monopolizing Massive Microsoft Patch Industry



Redmond, Wash. (SatireWire.com) \ufffd In a surprise settlement today with nine U.S. states, Microsoft agreed to be split into two independent companies \ufffd one that will continue to make Microsoft operating systems, browsers, and server software, and another, potentially larger company that will make patches for Microsoft operating systems, browsers, and server software. . . .

New Bitch
I fell for it until I read the satirewire.com byline.
-YendorMike

"The problems of the world cannot possibly be solved by the skeptics or the cynics whose horizons are limited by the obvious realities. We need people who dream of things that never were." - John F. Kennedy
New Interesting idea...
Would they have to share the source code? :-)

Wade.

"All around me are nothing but fakes
Come with me on the biggest fake of all!"

     Microsoft to be split. - (acagle) - (2)
         Bitch - (Yendor)
         Interesting idea... - (static)

Too late, some of us have already taken offense.
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