[link|http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/patchsoft.shtml|SURPRISE SETTLEMENT EVENLY SPLITS MICROSOFT;
ONE FIRM TO MAKE SOFTWARE, OTHER TO MAKE PATCHES]
Decision Keeps Redmond from Monopolizing Massive Microsoft Patch Industry
Redmond, Wash. (SatireWire.com) \ufffd In a surprise settlement today with nine U.S. states, Microsoft agreed to be split into two independent companies \ufffd one that will continue to make Microsoft operating systems, browsers, and server software, and another, potentially larger company that will make patches for Microsoft operating systems, browsers, and server software. . . .